Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

Boris the Bobcat is better! That's great news. I wish I was as big as Boris.

Hi dere everbuddy we tole you how Purrpaw gotted uz 2 hammysters to watch and pla wif. Well Sumtimes he putz one of dem in a rat ball an let it run aroun the howse an we can pla wif it. Today it got outta the ball an wuz runnin aroun nekked like we chazed it an whakked it an had lotsa fun till purrpaw seed uz an saved lil hammyster frum uz. Jazspur U an lil Tia need to tell ur meowmy abowt dis an have her get u guyz sum fer you to pla wif. S&H, Ari, Bijou an Mika you guyz need dem too dey are so much fun. Gotta go now, see ya later Roofuz & Luky

Hi every kitties. We just relaxin a bit now since most of the renovatin finished up. Meowmy just doin little things every night like touchin up paint in places that got touched by kitti, er I mean touched by mistake by humans before it wuz dry. Now they just cleaning up tools and extra pieces of boards and stuff and then meowmy gots to put linen closet back in order then come the computer room. Meowmy wants to change it all round and set it up diffrent so she be putterin around with that.

Me and Mika just bout pooped rite out with workin so hard on renovatshuns. Meowmy had to go to doctor cuz her thumb hurtin reel bad from all the sandin and paintin and stuff. She has hard time pettin me and Mika cuz it hurts she sez.

What's all you kittie up to today?


Bijou

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Hi dere everbuddy we tole you how Purrpaw gotted uz 2 hammysters to watch and pla wif. Well Sumtimes he putz one of dem in a rat ball an let it run aroun the howse an we can pla wif it. Today it got outta the ball an wuz runnin aroun nekked like we chazed it an whakked it an had lotsa fun till purrpaw seed uz an saved lil hammyster frum uz.

Jazspur U an lil Tia need to tell ur meowmy abowt dis an have her get u guyz sum fer you to pla wif. S&H, Ari, Bijou an Mika you guyz need dem too dey are so much fun. Gotta go now, see ya later Roofuz & Luky

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Dere Roofus and Luky, you means you dint EAT him?! I suprized that you lets him go! Course that meens you can have more chances to get him later on tho! Tells you what tho pals, iffn it happened here that hammy be in hamy heven now! Cuz if it gots away from ME, tia wood get it cuz she little and quik and she could get the hammy where ever it hided! Course, she MITE not chase it I guess, she likes birdys the best. You two lucky kittys, yur friend jasper and tia

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Hi every kitties. We just relaxin a bit now since most of the renovatin finished up. Meowmy just doin little things every night like touchin up paint in places that got touched by kitti, er I mean touched by mistake by humans before it wuz dry. Now they just cleaning up tools and extra pieces of boards and stuff and then meowmy gots to put linen closet back in order then come the computer room. Meowmy wants to change it all round and set it up diffrent so she be putterin around with that.

Me and Mika just bout pooped rite out with workin so hard on renovatshuns. Meowmy had to go to doctor cuz her thumb hurtin reel bad from all the sandin and paintin and stuff. She has hard time pettin me and Mika cuz it hurts she sez.

What's all you kittie up to today?


Bijou

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Dere Bijou, jasper here , me and tia sorry to here bout yur meomwys sore thumb, we sending purrs and tia sends a kiss to meomwy Linda, my meomwy say "she din't work it to the BONE did she? " but I don kno what so funny? Anyways meomwy just teasin meomwy Linda and say she glad they almost done. Today meomwy going to be cleaning house, YUK! That means she takes most all our toys away and puts them in bags and hangs them in the monsters closet . She goin to be cleaning mos the day she sez , no fun for us . Daddy workin on the driveway still, meowmy not happy cuz he stepp in the blak stuff and trak it on the carport and then he use somma meomwys new WHIT washcloths to try and wash it off , din't work but sure recked washcloths meowmy sez, she have to thro them away so she not reel happy . Meomwy say I can rite in my thred so I going there now, yur bro jasper and lil pes, er sis tia

Morning - er - Afternoon! Took me forever to get meowmy to turn the computer on for me. She wants to lie down. Something about cramps. Whatever they are.

I've beenhaving a lot of fun with my jingle mouse on a string. I like to drag it alllll over. Even dragged it to the computer so meowmy and me could play together. That's very important I think. Playing with your humans.

Roofuzz and Lukey - did you give the hammy a headache from the wacking? I wonder if meowmy will get me a ball for one of my mice.

Oh, darn. Gotta go, meowmy says. See ya! Ari

Hey ho! Me again!

I was a bad boy last night. I ran outside while meowmy lLue was coming in. She yelled at me but meowmy Jan got me in by yelling "kitty-kitty" - from the bathroom! Yeah, she was sittin' on the porcelain litter pan. I only got to the front porch. Looks like thety're going to get me a harness and leash.

So how are all you kitties doing?
Ari

how is belle? has anywun herd?

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

how is belle? has anywun herd?

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Hi evrybudy. Belle stil not doin gud. I dun get it... evry time I go ta plae wif hur, meowmy swats me away acause she sayz I gonna hert hur. Why cant Belle plae wif me? Meowmy sayz she so worreed bout hur. I saa hur cry a foo times. So I wen up an likked hur teers away. She gave me cuddles, an said she luvs me, an started telin me how much she hopes Belle get betr. I do two.

Annie

we all free are prayin, an we wish we'd get sum gud newz tomorroa. has she ben to the vet yet? did they fine out aneethin?
oh, pleeze tell yur meowmy we are prayin, and we miss belle. will u hug her for us?

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Hi evrybudy. Belle stil not doin gud. I dun get it... evry time I go ta plae wif hur, meowmy swats me away acause she sayz I gonna hert hur. Why cant Belle plae wif me?

Meowmy sayz she so worreed bout hur. I saa hur cry a foo times.

So I wen up an likked hur teers away.

She gave me cuddles, an said she luvs me, an started telin me how much she hopes Belle get betr.

I do two.

Annie

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we all free are prayin, an we wish we'd get sum gud newz tomorroa. has she ben to the vet yet? did they fine out aneethin?
oh, pleeze tell yur meowmy we are prayin, and we miss belle. will u hug her for us?

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Yeah... I will give hur a BIG lick from both a u! She ben to da vet Saterdae, an she goes back next saterdae.

AO

Hi kitties! Another couple of hot and humid then it's supposed to cool off. Meowmy Jan went tothe gorcoery this morning. I help unpack the bags. Nothing for me but dry food. Was hoping she would get me a mouse or some catnip. Phooey.

Annie, sorry that Belle is not doing so good. Meowmy and I are sending and and lots of purr prayers. You're a good kitten to kiss her when she is sad.

How is my Tia? Are you and Jasper still hiding from the suck monster? Has it found all of your toys?

H&S - are you still taking good care of meowmy Bobbie? I guess she is pretty pooped when she gets home. Make sure you all get plenty of ottoman time. Oh, yeah. TGIF!!!

Darn, meowmy is hurrying me up. Besides, I just saw a fly! Ari

I was wrong! Meowmy did get me a toy! She calls it "toilet paper", though.

Originally Posted by gemlady

I was wrong! Meowmy did get me a toy! She calls it "toilet paper", though.

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Dere Ari, does you play with a full roll, or with the cardboard thingy thas left when the paper part is gone? I like the cardboard thing, yur friend jasper

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere Ari, does you play with a full roll, or with the cardboard thingy thas left when the paper part is gone? I like the cardboard thing, yur friend jasper

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This was a whole package! I found it while unpacking the groceries this morning!

Originally Posted by gemlady

This was a whole package!

I found it while unpacking the groceries this morning!

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That sounds like fun to ME Ari, how did meowy Jan like it? Bet SHE din't kno it wuz a toy till you showed her, rite? yur friend jasper.............Ps gotta tell you the apraser man was a lil pip squeek! When he opened the bedroom door where meowmy and Tia and me was and saw how big I was he almost SLAMMED the door to shut it! Meomwy say wait and I will pick up Jasper so you can see the bedroom, but he say NO THANKS! I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT! Cuz he was AFRAID of ME, fierce jasper of da razor teeths! Course, I WAS sorta thinkin bout givin him lil bite on the bak of his leg....... , yur friend jasper

Oh Jasper you such a feroshous kitty. It funny how sum humans are so skared of us. When sum peeples see me they get skared cuz I'm a meezer and they think all meezers are meen.

Meowmy sed she would like to see the man's face when he saw razor-teeth Jasper.

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Oh Jasper you such a feroshous kitty. It funny how sum humans are so skared of us. When sum peeples see me they get skared cuz I'm a meezer and they think all meezers are meen.

Meowmy sed she would like to see the man's face when he saw razor-teeth Jasper.

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YEAH!! Meomwy say she have to bite tongue not to laff where man can here! SHe say she din't think laffin at man for bein skardy wood help house appraisal very much . He's eyes got big and his mouf fell open a lil bit, then he SLAMMED dor, and when meowmy say she hold me so he can look he say NO THANKS! Course meomwy say I DID have my fierce jasper look and mos people don like that look much.....yur bro jasper and sis tia

did u show him all yur teefs??

Originally Posted by carolcat

That sounds like fun to ME Ari, how did meowy Jan like it?

Bet SHE din't kno it wuz a toy till you showed her, rite? yur friend jasper.............Ps gotta tell you the apraser man was a lil pip squeek! When he opened the bedroom door where meowmy and Tia and me was and saw how big I was he almost SLAMMED the door to shut it!

Meomwy say wait and I will pick up Jasper so you can see the bedroom, but he say NO THANKS! I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT! Cuz he was AFRAID of ME, fierce jasper of da razor teeths!

Course, I WAS sorta thinkin bout givin him lil bite on the bak of his leg.......

, yur friend jasper

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Originally Posted by carolcat

Ps gotta tell you the apraser man was a lil pip squeek! When he opened the bedroom door where meowmy and Tia and me was and saw how big I was he almost SLAMMED the door to shut it! Meomwy say wait and I will pick up Jasper so you can see the bedroom, but he say NO THANKS! I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT! Cuz he was AFRAID of ME, fierce jasper of da razor teeths! Course, I WAS sorta thinkin bout givin him lil bite on the bak of his leg....... , yur friend jasper

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Oh, I wish I was there to see the man scared of big fierce Jasper! What if you were a bobcat like Boris? The man would've messed his pants!

Yeah, Bijou. I've heard some folks think meezers are mean. Meowmy has a nephew who says he doesn't like meezers but I think it's because of that movie "Lady and the Tramp". I know not all meezers are mean. Just ones made mean by their humans.

Meowmy says it will be a busy day again. They have things to do and places to go. I jumped at meowmy Lue this morning and made her drop a bowl. It was empty, but she had to rewash it and threatened me with bodily harm - a size 11 footprint on my white fur!

Hi, Tia!

Anyways...It's time for my mid morning nap, so catch up with you later! Ari