Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

Deer Jazpur, Dis iz Roofuz heer. Iz sory u godda go to da badernarian agin next mont. But you da brav kat for tryin to bite da bad man an u wil get he next time i betya. Pawpa got da new fud an it is ok Lukey sez but he wanz moor of it of corse. We don hafta ged no shots or the Bad Stil dis year cawse Pawpa sez that we reely dont ned the shots effry year. An az long az we don get sick den we don haft to ged the Bad Stik inna r buttz an dat is so gud. Anyway I am gonna go lay inna sun an sleep fur awile. UR Fren, Roofuz. Luky iz sleepen but I noz hed say hi iffen hez awak. Cya later.

An Tia ur claws wil gro bak inna no time at all an u'll be jumpin an klimbin reel soon.

Deer Everbody:

Hello! My name iz elliot! I've been watchin my momma put her fingers on da lettars fore a looooonge time. My sis Ari, she cant tipe cuz shes stoopid. But I iz smart.

I feels sorry for you other cats. We gets food aaaal day long. Itz just sittin' there in the bowl. Sometimez, when my momma foregets ta fil it, I sticks my head in da bag and grabs food. I's shouldnt have ta do dat. We gets deh gooshy food too. But evary day that old fart iz sittin there and eats da food! We get pooshed out of da way! Sometimez we gets tricked ta goin out on teh inside-outside room where we cants get to da food. When we comes back in thow we can eats it. Momma says its Rosco's food but he eats my food all da time!

We gets treats sometimes too. But my momma alwayz makes me do stoopid things for it. I has ta stand on my hind feets. And I have to let her tuch my foot. Lotz of stuffs. Ari si too stoopid to learn stuff like I do. She dont get that momma wants her to walks on her hind feets. Duh!

She iz a bit sick now thow. Her eye is watery and looks like mommas when she had alercheese and rubed her eyes all day long. I tried to lick aris eye but she wudnt let me.

I iz sorry uze other cats is sick. I was sick once. I had to poo soooo much! Sometimes my tummy hurt me! I losted a couple of ponds and Ari couldnt call me blubber bum no mores. But den I wents to da smelly place. Momma was there but I was scared. Den a MAN came out of a diffrent room! I was so scared! I dusnt like men! My momma's momma has a boyfriend and he dun like cats! He iz scary! But da man from da room came and he wuz nice. But den he took me away into da back room and poked me in da neck wif sumethin!!! It felt all gooshy! For TREE DAYS after momma had to gives me dis icky stuff! I didnt kno what it wuz da first day, so I tooks it. But da second day I spitted it up! I ated most thow. Da third day I chowked and spited and it gotted all foamy. But momma gaved me pettin's and treats after so it waznt too bad.

Eadited: Hi! Dis is Ari. Eli sa blubber bum. I no is stupid. I is a kitten. Eli no can spel stupid. he is stupid. Bye!

Welocome to my thread Elliot! I've been complainin' that as a growing boy I need more canned food. But meowmy says to help myself to the dry stuff.

And hi to Ari! That's short for Aerowyn? My full name is Aristotle. Big names for little kittens huh?

I'm not sick but meowmy Jan says I got to goto thevet for a booster shot. Tomorrow. That means I have to ride inthe carrier and I really don't like that I meow realllllly loud!

So how are the rest of you kits today? Feeling better Jasper and Tia? How's the family vacation Bijou and Mika? Ollya nd Emma, how is the 2nd edition of the chronicles coming. Oh, wait. Your meowmy is going to florida. loosin weight Lukey?
I think I want to suck face with my meowmy, so have a good day all! Ari

annie! we sen hugs for your soon to be birfday.
we fixin to take a nap wif meowmy.

she upset on accounta that man killin hisself. (it wuz her fren's husbund.)

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Hiya Ari! Goin to da vet aint dat bad. I wen there a lots wen I wuz a lil kitten! Meowmy din know why I hol my hed weerd, so they tookd me lots to figur it owt. It not sooo bad. Mirah went wif me alla da time, an I dun know why she freeked owt. She tel me it cuz of da big "sownds" it makes. But I dun care... I tel hur ta jus ignore them, but she dun listen... if you listen ta me, an ignore da sownds the ride dere will be okay. An wile ur there, be nice to da bad man, an dun be meen, or he bee meen.... be nise, an alla go smoovly!

Hiya Eli! Welcum heer! I Annie Oakley, but you can cal me Annie! It nise ta meet you! I jus a kitten now, but I gonna be a big kitty sum day! Meowmy sayz I will be small wike my mommy, but I gonna be big in my I's!

Gess wat fellow kits! I gonna be 5 MONTHS OL Tuesday! I getn BIG! But meowmy sayz dat gran-meowmy stil too

bout us, an won let us outta da room at nite!

I know she kare bout us, but it stil no fare!

I wuz chasin mommy dis mornin... I wuz runnin FAST!

Meowmy wuz sprised dat I run so fast! She sayz I gunna be jus like mommy! Slim, fast, an agile!

Well, it time for my nappy.

I sleepy. I gunna curl up wif Mirah, an go ta sleep! Good-nap!

AO

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deer s + h, i sorry meowmy bobbie sad, i sending purrs and kitten kisses to her to mak her feel bettr, you boys be sweet to and cuddle up to her so her doesn't feel so bad,k? luv tia

we been reely good, but we wunder if u ok, jasper? how yur eyes? Tia, wut u do today?
we fixin to wach tv. love, S & H

Deer Everbody:

Helo! Dis is Arwin agan! You doesnt hafta call me Ari! Eli cal me Ari cuz hes a fat ol blubber bum an is lazy. I no can spel my name soez jus cal me Arwin cuz dats all I can spels.

How iz ur eye Jasper? Mine iz mush better. No leeking. But momma says I looks lik a raccoon!

Wel... dats all fur now!

Ps. Eli iz a stupid blubber bum! I wants ta play wif his tail and he smaked me!

Originally Posted by BigOrangeMenace

Deer Everbody:

Helo! Dis is Arwin agan! You doesnt hafta call me Ari! Eli cal me Ari cuz hes a fat ol blubber bum an is lazy. I no can spel my name soez jus cal me Arwin cuz dats all I can spels.

How iz ur eye Jasper? Mine iz mush better. No leeking. But momma says I looks lik a raccoon!

Wel... dats all fur now!

Ps. Eli iz a stupid blubber bum! I wants ta play wif his tail and he smaked me!

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Hi Arwin! Welcum! I can't wate ta be ur frend. I gotta go.... I stil napn.

AO

Dis iz Roofuz sain Hi fur me an Luky ,hez sleepin, to Eli an Arwin. Hi dere Kits.

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we been reely good, but we wunder if u ok, jasper? how yur eyes? Tia, wut u do today?
we fixin to wach tv. love, S & H

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Dere S + H, I getting better. My eyes are still sore and swollen but they gettin better slowly and I feelin better cuz I played with Tia some tonight. Tia just lay around mostly with me today, she being sweet to me, yur friend jasper

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere Ari, yes, SHOT and STICK

but don't forget the horrible CLAW CLIPPING

. It was terrible

, but lil Tia's is paying for it most cuz now she can't hardly get anywhere cuz she can't jump very high, she was usin her CLAWS to climb up and now she can't

, er I ment, poor her

. At least she feels good today, I still feel bad and my eyes are botherin me, meomwy called the vet to see if they shoulda gave her some ointment, but they said no, the shot and pills will stop it! And guess what? After only a small fite, I took my pill this mornin , meowmy sez I a very very GOOD boy!

, yur friend jasper and tia

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Oh, no Jaspurr!
Meowmy been gone so we di'nt know bout you not feelin well and havin to go to da bad place. We'll get all caught up wen meowmy get home Friday nite!

Olly and Emma

Meowmy cited cuz it almo Friday! She sez her 5th graders can be bad an meen. She makin a seetin chart today and startin toi crak down an tell em they showt her she dant be nice to em.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H, I getting better. My eyes are still sore and swollen but they gettin better slowly and I feelin better cuz I played with Tia some tonight. Tia just lay around mostly with me today, she being sweet to me, yur friend jasper

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Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Oh, no Jaspurr!
Meowmy been gone so we di'nt know bout you not feelin well and havin to go to da bad place. We'll get all caught up wen meowmy get home Friday nite!

Olly and Emma

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Dere Olly and Emma, thankz for ritin to me, I starting to feel some better now but my eyes are still sore. We be waitin for Friday nite so's we can talk to you kittys and here alla kitty gossip, yur friend jasper and tia

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Meowmy cited cuz it almo Friday! She sez her 5th graders can be bad an meen. She makin a seetin chart today and startin toi crak down an tell em they showt her she dant be nice to em.

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We glad that it almost Friday too! I sorry that I still don feel good and live far away or I wood com to skool and BITE the bad mean kids for yur meomwy! We mad and sad that they already being so bad that yur meowmy gots to make a seating chart to move the trouble makers apart . We hopin that you kittys have a good day today and meomwy Bobbie doz too, yur friends jasper and tia

Deer Jazpur an Tia, Dis iz roofuz an luky an weer glag u are playn sum an feelin bettur, Weer glad. We rite mor after some koffee.

Howdy Kitten-kats! I'm back from the vets and Meowmy Jan says I was a good kitten! Yeah, I yowled in the carrier, but she took me out while we waited for Dr. John (meowmy jan went to school with him). We snuggled and she petted and kissed me and I was almost asleep when Dr. John and his assistant lady came in. De. John checked inside my ears and said I had mites in the left ear but right one is okay. He gave me my booster shot in my neck and then gave meowmy the flea medicine to put on me. Said it would help the mites, too. Then meowmy put me in my carrier so I started yowling again and meowmy and I meowed back and forth all the way home.

Meowmy let me out to talk to meowmy Lue and she petted and loved me and then I got the flea medicine on my shoulder blades. then I ran into the kitchen and played with my toys and the trash and the door jamb and my dead mice...

And I weigh 5 1/2 pounds!

Yep, I didn't get stuck up the butt. I guess that's because I wasn't sick. I met one of the vet kitties. She came in and said hi and jumped on the stool the vet sits on, but the assistant said she had to leave the exam room. I would have said hi the other kitty I saw, but she/he was asleep in the reception office. One of the ladies there had to sit on a step-stool because the kitty was asleep on the office chair.

So how goes it for the rest of you kits?

Meowmy Jan says it's no fun at all when the van dies. It cost money and it comes out of the treat budget! Yeah, fewer treats for kitties AND humans. So Lukey and Roofuzzz, just stay near and let him pet you when he needs it. Remind him petting kitties is good for him.