Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

Originally Posted by Rufooz

Hi Anne dis Rufooz Tel ur meowmy to stomp her tootsie hoofs hard so u can feel her coming an den maybe u not get scared so much alla time.

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Okies! She sayd she trie dat. Tanks!

Originally Posted by Ari

He loved to watch TV.

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Hey, Ari! I LOVE ta wach TV! It fun! It moves round a LOTS!

AO

sumtimes shenandoah doz tat! Meowmy hasta HIDE wif her food.

Originally Posted by gemlady

S&H? I get to taste things by putting my paw or nose in it! Kinda hard for the humans to eat when there is a fuzzy face between the mouth and the fork!

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Once, Gran-meowmy looked away, an mommy hopped up an sterted eeting offa hur plate. Gran-Meowmy sayd WURDS! An mommy got put up fur dat.

Belle

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Hey jazpur an Tia, Me an Luky iz 6 yeers old iz whut out pawpa sez. an Lukey iz reely fat. he ways 24 pounds an can hardly chaze me ennywhare now alla he wanz to do is laze aroun an eat all his foods an mine to. Sumtymez hes a reel pyg ya no. Paw iz gunna hafta do sumtim or Luky wil prooly get diebeeties or sumptin an purrpa had that an befor he lost all that wate he wuz sick alot too. Pawpa loss more than a hunnert pounds in 6 months afta hiz surjury. I don wanna luky to hafta to be surjered on so he better kwit eatin alla tyme an all my food to. Iz gawnta make pawpa feed luky jus a lil bit a kuple timz a da an feed me separately so i can have my reglar food. UR budee Roofuz.

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Dere Roofus, wow, Lukey MUS be fat! He weighs more than me, but then I am still growin and not fat...its no fun to be fat meomwy sez, she should kno too! She say congrats to yur pawpa for losing so much weight! She need to lose alot of weight too! I hopes that Lukey can lose the weight without surgee so he don get sick . That sound like a good idea bout feedin yous two seperately, that way he can have the lite food and just a lil bit and you can have your regular food and the regular amount . Meowmy say good luck with yur diet Lukey , yur friends jasper and tia

Hi Ari, we have had a quiet day here. I been a good boy an only bited Tia's ears a lil bit >:->! It too hot to do much, now tia wanna talk. hi ari, this tia, tank you for the kisses, i sending you some too. today jasper was some nicer to me. i layed on meomwys chest and we watched a skary movie together, now it almost time for me to go to bed, luv tia

tia, wut moovie? we wana see one!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

tia, wut moovie? we wana see one!

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Dere S + H, movie called "Hide and Seek" and it reel skary and creepy, don't watch it at nite! Meomwy say doesn't have the best ending either, but was ok and IS skary. We hopin that you all have a nice NICE weekend, luv jasper and tia

yay, we like thos kinda moovies. we wachin!

Wat u an tia doin?
JASPER, we r PROUD ov u! We tin k u doin gud at lernin to get long wif baby tia.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H, movie called "Hide and Seek" and it reel skary and creepy, don't watch it at nite!

Meomwy say doesn't have the best ending either, but was ok and IS skary. We hopin that you all have a nice NICE weekend, luv jasper and tia

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yay, we like thos kinda moovies. we wachin!

Wat u an tia doin?
JASPER, we r PROUD ov u! We tin k u doin gud at lernin to get long wif baby tia.
Meowmy goin to jim an then cum home.
she wen shoppin on accounta the taxfree weekend.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H, movie called "Hide and Seek" and it reel skary and creepy, don't watch it at nite!

Meomwy say doesn't have the best ending either, but was ok and IS skary. We hopin that you all have a nice NICE weekend, luv jasper and tia

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evenin" kits! Tried to post this morning but meowmy Jan wouldn't let me have the computer.

Meowmy has threatened to change my name to "Dump" cuz I keep dumping stuff onto the floor. I call it "Expermentation in a 1G Environment" but she ain't impressed.

Otherwise been a quiet Saturday. think I'll go hang over meowmy Jan's computer screen...
Ari

Hey! Did ya see the invite to the party at Juicy's house?

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Deer Ari,
Dis Luky.

Hi dere.

If you bitz yur meowmy reel hard onna butt you can do a speremeent in zeero G envronment cawse she wil be wateless at the top of her ark wen she

jumpz

.

An didn't u say she wanna lose wate ennyway?

Sides itz reel funnee to watch too. Ocorse u bedder bee reddy to

run fas

an hide

cawse she mite be a lil upset wen she landz.

Your Buddee, Luky

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Dere Luky, I have tried that sperment and you rite, it works REEL good ! As far as the gettin away part goes, I lik to wate till meowmy typin or somethin on the puter, then I SNEEKS up and BITES her butt with my razor teeths ! If I does it jus rite sometimes she waks the tops of her knees too while she tryin the "leap" part , plus by the time she gets untangled from puter chair, I LOOOONG gone! I can run LOTS faster than meowmy can but you rite bout the upset part too, I think it LOTS of fun, but she don for SOME reason , yur friend jasper

deer all kitties, we gonna hafta do sumthin diffrent wif catnap storees, an we cided we'd use the fred to tell u giz bout wut the kids at skool do, ok? we hopes it ok wif evryone.

meowmy jus spend $400 on stuff for her human kittens: dry race boards to keep in her rum for induhvidooal kids to use, markers, stuff likes that, folders and mess.

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

deer all kitties, we gonna hafta do sumthin diffrent wif catnap storees, an we cided we'd use the fred to tell u giz bout wut the kids at skool do, ok? we hopes it ok wif evryone.

meowmy jus spend $400 on stuff for her human kittens: dry race boards to keep in her rum for induhvidooal kids to use, markers, stuff likes that, folders and mess.

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Wow, that stuff expensive! We sorry meomwy Bobbie have to spend her own money for the kids stuff but her nice to do that for the kids! We hopin she have better kids this year who are nicer to her and appreciate her

Jasper, wut u an tia doin today?
u seen red tweety lately?

jasper, wus yur favrite food?
i likes fancy feast but humble likes dry stuff.

we eeech gets our favrites.

Ovver kitties, pleeze tell us wut u likes\\, ok?

Originally Posted by carolcat

Wow, that stuff expensive!

We sorry meomwy Bobbie have to spend her own money for the kids stuff but her nice to do that for the kids! We hopin she have better kids this year who are nicer to her and appreciate her

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HOwdy kit-kats!! Ari here but not for long as I'm in trouble - again. Meowmy Jan broght home groceries and stuff and before she could get it on the shelves I was scattering it across the floor. Then she left the package of toilet paper out for just a minute too long. Yep! I started shredding it!

I also fell inthe tub. Twice. And there was water in there. (tub drains sloooooooow.)

H &S? I like most canned kitty food. Meowmy gets the store brand. then I lick all the gravy off and eat the rest later. Love that gravy! Want canned food all the time, but have to make do with the dry kitten stuff. And mooching food from the meowmies.

Hi Lukey! I should try that experiment with meowmy's butt. There is a lot of it to bite! I do have fun with meowmy Lue's ankles, but she doesn't jump very high. Just yells loud. And bleeds.

Time to find out where meowmy put the toilet paper. I only got a chance at one roll...
Ari

OOh, ari, we ner tryed shreedding the TP! We DO drag meomy's close outta open drawers an off the floor wen she duznt strayten up an we scatter em all over the plase!


We hopin alla u havin a nice day. we fixin to take our afternoon nap.
S & H

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Jasper, wut u an tia doin today?
u seen red tweety lately?

jasper, wus yur favrite food?
i likes fancy feast but humble likes dry stuff.

we eeech gets our favrites.

Ovver kitties, pleeze tell us wut u likes\\, ok?

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Dere S + H, meomwy feeds me and Tia Nutro Max kitten dry, we both REELY like it and it a good food meowmy sez, she sez she gonna keep us on it til Tia a year old and then switch us BOTH to adult food. As far as canned goes, I am only eatin it cuz Tia likes it,but meomwy buys feliday, nutro max, innova and iams but she only gets the iams cuz that what tia used to, and it give her and me STINKY GAS . Guess that make meomwy a littl more cautious bout letting tia cuddle under her chin . Oh, I forgot, meomwy also gets avoderm canned but the seafood kind is the kind that makes me have an upset tummy !. And then I also gets deli turkey meats , well that is if I eats it quik, cuz when tia finds it she eats it ALL ! We havin another quiet day, it hot and I don feel that much like playin, course tia ALWAYS wanna play but she happy to pla with meomwy most times that I don't wanna . Hope everyone is having a nice Sunday, luv from jasper and tia too

Ari - you had kwite the morning. Wez never shredded anyting like TP. Karlee got into the pantry yesterdey and got a lil plastic bag of catnip. Meomy cot her before she got it opened. But wez got catnip todey.

S&H - meomy and purrpa feeds us wellness dry. Karlee and Iz eat the wellness wet 2 times a dey. Karlee reely likes the wet but Iz turns my nose up at it half the time. Iz jus dont feel like eeting the wet but iz do like the dry. Much gets IVD Control Diet wet cause she gets UTIs a lot. (Tho she hasn't had one in a cuple of yeers ).

Luvs, Luzeeee