Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

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oh, tia we all luvs you. DOnt be sad.

it'll make us cry!


we NO how it is. on accounta our meowmy's fren shannpn has a sonm and dawter hoo ALLWAZ fite, but they reelly love eech offer. We tink it that way wif u an jasper.
Now u jes do wut you gotta do, ok? U cant have him runnin all over ya!

We love you, lil babt tia.
an we luv jasper too.


Originally Posted by carolcat

now no kitty gonna like me
, i jus tryin to get him bak for bein mean to me, he was mean first
, pleeze don be mad at me, i dint hurt his tail but he hurted my ears
, tia
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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

oh, tia we all luvs you. DOnt be sad.

it'll make us cry!


we NO how it is. on accounta our meowmy's fren shannpn has a sonm and dawter hoo ALLWAZ fite, but they reelly love eech offer. We tink it that way wif u an jasper.
Now u jes do wut you gotta do, ok? U cant have him runnin all over ya!

We love you, lil babt tia.
an we luv jasper too.
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tank you s + h, i not trying to be a bad girl, just tryin to make him see he hurtin me
. at firs when he bited me i just lay ther and hope he let go but he dint!
so now when he tries to bite me i bites bak
. meowmy say maybe he think twice afore tryin to bite but i think he likes too
. anyways we getting along bettr a little more each day, i jus get sad when he bites my lil ears
, and meowmy get reel mad too, he try to pretend he lickin my ears when meomwy see, but she no he tryn to bite dem
, he gots in troble with daddy tonite tho, so now he bein a gooood kitty
, luv tia
 
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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we just wanna say hi to alla our frens here and we hope u all havaa gud gud day! S & H
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Thanks S + H, we hope that you two kittys and yur meowmy Bobbie has a good day too, we thinkin bout you all
, yur friends jasper, tia and meowmy Carol
 
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Deer Jazpur, & S + H,
Hallp!!! Our pawpa is gonna get uz sumpin called lite cat food. I dont want no glowin food, Iz wantz reel food. Pawpa sez that Lukey iz too fat an has to lose wate. Hah!! pawpa needz to look inna reflektin thing befor he starts on uz an besides i'm not fat, luky iz da fat won so why do i hafta eat that krud too, Haaalllllppppppp!
Yur fren Roofuz
 
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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Deer Jazpur, & S + H,
Hallp!!! Our pawpa is gonna get uz sumpin called lite cat food. I dont want no glowin food, Iz wantz reel food. Pawpa sez that Lukey iz too fat an has to lose wate. Hah!! pawpa needz to look inna reflektin thing befor he starts on uz an besides i'm not fat, luky iz da fat won so why do i hafta eat that krud too, Haaalllllppppppp!
Yur fren Roofuz
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AWWW
, you gots to go on a diet! Meomwy say a diet is DIE with a T on the end! I sorry that you gots to eat diet food Roofuz! I sorry for Lukey too! I lucky, I still growing and so is Tia so we gets ALL the FOOD we wants
. But that cuz we still kittns. Well tecknicaly I NOT a kittn, but since I just over 1 year and ragdolls grow til they 4 years meowmy say she gonna keep me on kitten food with Tia till Tia is a year old, then she gonna switch us BOTH to adult food!
I wonder what that tastes like? Tia still reel little but she growing fast meowmy say. HOw old is you and Lukey?
Maybe if you two plays more and gets some exercise you won't have to be on diet long!
Or maybe
you could look reel pitiful Roofus and get yur daddy to give you some treets since you not need to lose wait
, jus don do it in front of Luky
, hope this helps som, yur friend jasper and tia
 
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Hey jazpur an Tia, Me an Luky iz 6 yeers old iz whut out pawpa sez. an Lukey iz reely fat. he ways 24 pounds an can hardly chaze me ennywhare now alla he wanz to do is laze aroun an eat all his foods an mine to. Sumtymez hes a reel pyg ya no. Paw iz gunna hafta do sumtim or Luky wil prooly get diebeeties or sumptin an purrpa had that an befor he lost all that wate he wuz sick alot too. Pawpa loss more than a hunnert pounds in 6 months afta hiz surjury. I don wanna luky to hafta to be surjered on so he better kwit eatin alla tyme an all my food to. Iz gawnta make pawpa feed luky jus a lil bit a kuple timz a da an feed me separately so i can have my reglar food. UR budee Roofuz.
 
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Meomwy scared me gain taday!!! I wuz jus sleepin, an she came up an blew on me. She sade she din meen ta scare me... she sayz she jus trying ta wake me up, but I tink she did it on purrpus! It wunt nise at all! She sayz dat she wuz tokin ta Belle, an she woke up, an dat she jus want ta wake me up, but I din want ta wake up. She culda jus stroke me wike she normly does, but NO... she had ta trie somthin difernt!


Am I right, kits?


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Hey kits! Meowmy finally figured how to fix the keyboard! Y'know there is the + on the letter part of the keyboard? Well it was the + on the number part that was stuck!!! Hopefully I can post now.

Well, how are ya all doing? Been a quiet couple of days. I been mooching food and found out I like ice cream - but not with mint - rice and corn cereal, and ham, and cheese and all sorts of things I'm not supposed to have. That's what the meowmies say. I also found where meomwy jan had the salmon treats by the comoputer and made a nuisance of myself until she gave me some. Wanted more, but she hid them again when I started chewing onthe bag.
I'm still a growing kitten and need all the nourishment I can get!

Lukey, if you want, I can come over and started chasing you so you get some exercise? I'm the white tornado and love to run and jump!
Or I can send you some live mice to chase. You think your purrpaw would appreciate that?

S&H, it's the weekend! How is meowmy Bobbie? I imagine kinda tired.
to meowmy Bobbie!

Hi Luzee! HOw's the whackin' on your end? Have you ever played with Much's powder puff tail? That sounds like fun to me.


How's the California Girls - graycie, gogo and princess?

Hi Tia!


Hey Jasper, buddy! Any dangerous insects attack lately?

Bijou and Mika!! Hi, haven't said hi lately! How's the romance with Olly going, Mika? Sorry meowmy and purrpaw wouldn't let you help paint, Bijou. Humans just don't appreciate paw print trim these days.


Olly and Emma! When's the next edition of the Kitty Chronicles coming out? Have you found out the truth about the Fancy Feast Cat using extensions in his fur?

Cable Pixel and Java! Hasn't your meowmy got her own comoputer fixed yet? Is she back in school? we miss you!

Annie! Sorry to hear your meowmy has been scaring you. The meowmies had a deaf kitty years ago - long white hair and pale blue eyes - but he always seemed to be somewhere so no one could sneak up on him. He loved to watch TV. And he was never late to meal time!
I know! Sneak up on your meowmy and attack her feet when she is asleep so she knows how it feels!

Hi Belle! You keeping Annie in line? Tell your meowmy I want new pictures of you two. I want to see your cute faces!

I guess that is all for now. I found a box, and then it's off to find the treats. I want more, meowmy!!!!!

Ari
 
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Originally Posted by gemlady

Hey kits! Meowmy finally figured how to fix the keyboard! Y'know there is the + on the letter part of the keyboard? Well it was the + on the number part that was stuck!!! Hopefully I can post now.

Hi Luzee! HOw's the whackin' on your end? Have you ever played with Much's powder puff tail? That sounds like fun to me.


Ari
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Hey Ari,

Iz taking it tat yous feeling better after your boy surgery. Iz dont waks Much's tail cause she gets all hissy and waks me!!!! Buts iz do enjoys wakking Karlee's tail cause it swings in a reely kewl way. And she jus glares at me.


Glad the keybord was fixed cause wez were wondering abouts your typing skills.
It was sure skillful to gets all those + signs in your message.

Meomy dripped sour cream on her shirt todey and iz gots to lik it off. Tat was reely gud. Purrpas wonts share his ice cream wit me so iz dont know wat it taste like. Sounds gud from your description.

Time to go to dinner. Karlees having a fit as usual. She starts up wen meomy gets home (wich was 4:00 today) and crys and moans evry time meomy goes to the kitchen. Shes just dont understand tat dinner is later.

Luvs, Luzeee
 
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Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

afternoon Ari!


bridgey
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Heys Bridgey, wats up wit you? Yous just post a hi to Ari and nots tell us wats going on.

Luzeee
 
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hey ari!~ We doin gud an so is meowmy bobbie. she feelz a lots better now that she all reddy for skool. she sez we not doin a lots,
shenandoah got too cited an ate too fast and threw up.


bobbie sez she renin a moovie tomorrow! HIDE N SEEK.

how'd u fin out u like that stuff, ari? How u get in it??

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hey kits! Meowmy finally figured how to fix the keyboard! Y'know there is the + on the letter part of the keyboard? Well it was the + on the number part that was stuck!!! Hopefully I can post now.

Well, how are ya all doing? Been a quiet couple of days. I been mooching food and found out I like ice cream - but not with mint - rice and corn cereal, and ham, and cheese and all sorts of things I'm not supposed to have. That's what the meowmies say. I also found where meomwy jan had the salmon treats by the comoputer and made a nuisance of myself until she gave me some. Wanted more, but she hid them again when I started chewing onthe bag.
I'm still a growing kitten and need all the nourishment I can get!

Lukey, if you want, I can come over and started chasing you so you get some exercise? I'm the white tornado and love to run and jump!
Or I can send you some live mice to chase. You think your purrpaw would appreciate that?

S&H, it's the weekend! How is meowmy Bobbie? I imagine kinda tired.
to meowmy Bobbie!

Hi Luzee! HOw's the whackin' on your end? Have you ever played with Much's powder puff tail? That sounds like fun to me.


How's the California Girls - graycie, gogo and princess?

Hi Tia!


Hey Jasper, buddy! Any dangerous insects attack lately?

Bijou and Mika!! Hi, haven't said hi lately! How's the romance with Olly going, Mika? Sorry meowmy and purrpaw wouldn't let you help paint, Bijou. Humans just don't appreciate paw print trim these days.


Olly and Emma! When's the next edition of the Kitty Chronicles coming out? Have you found out the truth about the Fancy Feast Cat using extensions in his fur?

Cable Pixel and Java! Hasn't your meowmy got her own comoputer fixed yet? Is she back in school? we miss you!

Annie! Sorry to hear your meowmy has been scaring you. The meowmies had a deaf kitty years ago - long white hair and pale blue eyes - but he always seemed to be somewhere so no one could sneak up on him. He loved to watch TV. And he was never late to meal time!
I know! Sneak up on your meowmy and attack her feet when she is asleep so she knows how it feels!

Hi Belle! You keeping Annie in line? Tell your meowmy I want new pictures of you two. I want to see your cute faces!

I guess that is all for now. I found a box, and then it's off to find the treats. I want more, meowmy!!!!!

Ari
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Hi Bridgeykins! How are things in your corner of the globe? Keepin' meowmy Sam from misbehaving? Lone Star stilla bully?
 
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Hi Ari, dis iz Roofuz, Lukey red ur post and just grumbled sumptin bout smart @$$ kitties an layd bak down but I tink u shud sen mousies fur him to chaze cawse hez lazee. I triz to get him to run but he jus wanna sleep alla time. If pawpa effer getz nu bateeres fur the red lite thingee den he'll run sum. UR buddee Roofuz
 
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S&H? I get to taste things by putting my paw or nose in it! Kinda hard for the humans to eat when there is a fuzzy face between the mouth and the fork!
 
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Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi Bridgeykins! How are things in your corner of the globe? Keepin' meowmy Sam from misbehaving? Lone Star stilla bully?
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Everything is good here, thank you Ari

In five days I am a cat

Lonestar doesn't live with us anymore. He lives at my Meowmy Rosys boyfriends house


He's better living on his own
 
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Roofus, maybe you need to whack Lukey. Then you runa nd make him chase you!
 
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Originally Posted by gemlady

Annie! Sorry to hear your meowmy has been scaring you. The meowmies had a deaf kitty years ago - long white hair and pale blue eyes - but he always seemed to be somewhere so no one could sneak up on him. He loved to watch TV. And he was never late to meal time!
I know! Sneak up on your meowmy and attack her feet when she is asleep so she knows how it feels!

Hi Belle! You keeping Annie in line? Tell your meowmy I want new pictures of you two. I want to see your cute faces!
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Hiya Ari! Meowmy sayz dat hur camra iz brokn, but dat she gona borrow hur sissy's camra.


I did dat to meowmy a lot before. I dun do it much, but I shuld do it agane, jus ta get hur bak, shuldn't I?


AO

Hiya Ari! I glad you say hi to me! I doin good. I ben givin an getn a lot of lovins lately! Meowmy sayz I a lap-cat! Hey, I jus tink they are gud pillows!


Belle Starr
 
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