Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

katachtig · Jul 1, 2005

Hi guys,

Goodness - so much to get cot up on. Meomy finely comm homm frum werk so i gets the puter.

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

She got 4 people she has to super-mavise at her work rite now and she say sometimes they dumb!

...I dunno what margarita is but meowmy say dey yummy speshully in summertime!

My meomy sez yur meomy very brave ladee to super-mavise peeple. My meomy werks with puters and she sez that you can call puters stupeed when theys stupeed (she sez puters are stupeed all of the time) but have to treets all peeples with respect even tho theys stupeed.

Purrpa reely likes them margaritas too.

lil Jasper - is yur new sissy there yet? You becarful not to get too cited. that can make kittys sik.

jus sec - i have to go wak karleee

ok where was i - lik it is so kewl that you guys gets pools. i dont get to go outside and all i gets i a paper bag and i hav to wak karleee to stay away frum it. im glad we dont have the humdity here. Meomy lived in Missery for a while and sez humdity bad stuff.

karleee sez its time to go gets dinner so ill ck wif you guys latr.

Luzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(i liked the extra es Ari so i use it)

gemlady · Jul 2, 2005

Okay kitties. How many of you are "light" eaters? That is, how many of you wake your humans to feed you at first light?

Well, i am. I finally got meowmy jan up at 6:30AM. i first tried when she got up to use the porcelain litter box at 4 but she ignored my meows and went back to sleep.

So i waited and then went in her room and stuck my nose under her blanket and started to "suck face". yeah. I kneaded her forehead and slobbered on it. that didn't work. she went farther under the covers. so then i started the meows! loud ones! that worked.

then i demanded she turn the internet on. i gotta talk to my buddies!

Last night there was a movie "Cats & Dogs". The meowmies laughed. even when the kitties got insulted!

well, sometimes the doggies got insulted and that's when i laughed.

Hey bridgey! I saw a kitty in the movie who looked just like you!

Hi catgirl10! That remark was from my big bro Jasper T. But you gotta get the meowmies and purrpaws up however you can! you going to let your kitties join our discussion threads?

hey luzeeeeeeeee! glad you liked the extras e's!

i forgot to add that when i'm in tornado mode i also grab the door facings to help me make my turns. then yesterday i also grabbed meowmy Lue's ankle. she not too happy. now she has to buy more bactine antiseptic stuff.

Hi ya Annie & Belle! sounds like you have as much fun tearing sround the house as i do!

got to go see Lil Jasper's thread to see about his new sissy being at Bijou and Mika's! bye! :dadh:

katachtig · Jul 2, 2005

Originally Posted by gemlady

Okay kitties. How many of you are "light" eaters? That is, how many of you wake your humans to feed you at first light?

hey ari, im not big on the canned stuff but karlee reely wants hers so the secund meomy or purrpa look like theys awake, she will meow and likk them. wen theys inore her, she gifs them luv nips. that makes purrpa

purrpa usully gets up erly any how so meomy sleeps in.

Much likks her canned stuff but i dunt unnerstand wy cause she gets artritis medsine in it. i onnly like the canned stuff wen its jus opened and haz no fishy stuff. evn then i wunt eet it tho sumtims i will eet wen meomy feeds me wit her fingers.

gud ting i like the dry stuff. id starves otterwize.

Luzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

carolcat · Jul 2, 2005

Originally Posted by gemlady

Okay kitties. How many of you are "light" eaters? That is, how many of you wake your humans to feed you at first light?

Well, i am. I finally got meowmy jan up at 6:30AM. i first tried when she got up to use the porcelain litter box at 4 but she ignored my meows and went back to sleep.

So i waited and then went in her room and stuck my nose under her blanket and started to "suck face". yeah. I kneaded her forehead and slobbered on it. that didn't work. she went farther under the covers. so then i started the meows! loud ones! that worked.

then i demanded she turn the internet on. i gotta talk to my buddies!

Last night there was a movie "Cats & Dogs". The meowmies laughed. even when the kitties got insulted!

well, sometimes the doggies got insulted and that's when i laughed.

Hey bridgey! I saw a kitty in the movie who looked just like you!

Hi catgirl10! That remark was from my big bro Jasper T. But you gotta get the meowmies and purrpaws up however you can! you going to let your kitties join our discussion threads?

hey luzeeeeeeeee! glad you liked the extras e's!

i forgot to add that when i'm in tornado mode i also grab the door facings to help me make my turns. then yesterday i also grabbed meowmy Lue's ankle. she not too happy. now she has to buy more bactine antiseptic stuff.

Hi ya Annie & Belle! sounds like you have as much fun tearing sround the house as i do!

got to go see Lil Jasper's thread to see about his new sissy being at Bijou and Mika's! bye! :dadh:

Dere Ari, how you doing this morning? We doing good here, I guess you could say I a lite eater sometimes

, but since meomwy SO excited bout lil sissy comin

she wake up BEFORE it lite

, yep, she been wakin up about 2AM all by herself, well, THIS morning I help a little

, she was in chair cuz of acid RE flux and sleepin so I started chewing on corner of plasma TV to get her attenshion

, then when she open eyes and say "bad jasper" I went BEHIND Tv and stepped on power bar button and turn everything OFF

. THEN she get up in hurry to scold me!

but that ok, cuz it worked! Then she played with me some and gave me some people tuna cuz I ate up last of deli turkey last nite, but I only licked it, I not eat it

! Now we waitin to hear from meomwy Linda about sissys vet trip, yur friend lil jasper

batgirl2good · Jul 2, 2005

Shenandoah a light eater, but not me. I allas a good boy and wayts pashuntly.

Humble Kitty

ollyextra05 · Jul 2, 2005

Hey Ev-furry-body!
Today has sure been a fun day in my house! Meowmy and Daddy decided today was gonna be Lazy Saturday! Dey sat on dere bed and watched DVDs alllll mornin! I sat right on da bed wif em and even sat on meowmy's lap for awhile.Right now daddy went to go help a friend move, den he and meowmy are goin' for a walk so I'm gonna take a nap soon. Emma just woke up from a nap and so she's runnin around like a crazy woman!
My meowmy sez I been a good boy today cuz lately she sez I been drivin her bonkers cuz I been followin her around meowin alot. I can't help it! I just want my meowmy's attention.

How do youz guys get your meowmy and daddy's attention? Maybe I need to try sometin other than meowin alot...cuz I don think meowmy likes it when I meow all da time. I can be kinda loud too!

Anywayz, hope you all are enjoyin your lazy saturday too!!!

Olly

gemlady · Jul 3, 2005

It was a noisy afternoon on Saturday! We were invaded by relatives with lawn mowers and chain saws and a gator!

Meowmy's sister was collecting on her mommy's day gift. she wanted our meowmy Lue to get help cleaning up our yard. So meowmy lue's granddaughter and grandson and grandson's friend and granddaughter's hubby all arrived with their machines. they were really loud, but you should have seen the granddaughter's mowing machine! It could chew up and spit out weeds and small trees like I chew kibble!!

i mostly watched from the window or hid. but i did say hi to the granddaughter's hubby when he was working by the porch. he say hi too. he has 2 kitties. and a bird. and a BIIIIIIIIIG dog. meowmy says the dog's name is Morpheus, but should have been called "Moose".

so now the yard looks a whole lot different! the grass is much shorter, and some trees and bushes are gone. meowmy says it looks much better. Oh, the gator is a little cart to ride in. meowmy Lue rode with her daughter (meowmy jan's sissy) and picked up limbs and showed the people where NOT to mow.

Oh, it also got noisy after dark. heard lots of booms in the neighborhood. meowmy says they are fireworks. says there'll be even more today and tomorrow.

I meow a lot, too, Olly. But I also run around like a white tornado and dump stuff or attack meowmy Jan's arm. That might not work for you, cause it don't work for me all the time! I sometimes sit in the way. you, know, when meowmy on the computer. or trying to read. running underfoot not a good idea. i get my toes and tail stepped on. maybe you could just stare and give her the "cutie" eyes?

hi lil jasper! glad to see you got a chance to come and visit. any news on your sissy? i'll go and check your thread.

well, got to go. almost time to wake meomwy jan and get her to feed me. Oh! almost forgot. meowmy Lue gave me an extra can of cat food last night. she said it was to make me feel better for all the noise from those machines.

batgirl2good · Jul 3, 2005

(((Ari)) ) we luv u.

U guud wunnerful kitty.

shenandoah an humble

Originally Posted by gemlady

It was a noisy afternoon on Saturday! We were invaded by relatives with lawn mowers and chain saws and a gator!

Meowmy's sister was collecting on her mommy's day gift. she wanted our meowmy Lue to get help cleaning up our yard. So meowmy lue's granddaughter and grandson and grandson's friend and granddaughter's hubby all arrived with their machines. they were really loud, but you should have seen the granddaughter's mowing machine! It could chew up and spit out weeds and small trees like I chew kibble!!

i mostly watched from the window or hid. but i did say hi to the granddaughter's hubby when he was working by the porch. he say hi too. he has 2 kitties. and a bird. and a BIIIIIIIIIG dog. meowmy says the dog's name is Morpheus, but should have been called "Moose".

so now the yard looks a whole lot different! the grass is much shorter, and some trees and bushes are gone. meowmy says it looks much better. Oh, the gator is a little cart to ride in. meowmy Lue rode with her daughter (meowmy jan's sissy) and picked up limbs and showed the people where NOT to mow.

Oh, it also got noisy after dark. heard lots of booms in the neighborhood. meowmy says they are fireworks. says there'll be even more today and tomorrow.

I meow a lot, too, Olly. But I also run around like a white tornado and dump stuff or attack meowmy Jan's arm. That might not work for you, cause it don't work for me all the time! I sometimes sit in the way. you, know, when meowmy on the computer. or trying to read. running underfoot not a good idea. i get my toes and tail stepped on. maybe you could just stare and give her the "cutie" eyes?

hi lil jasper! glad to see you got a chance to come and visit. any news on your sissy? i'll go and check your thread.

well, got to go. almost time to wake meomwy jan and get her to feed me. Oh! almost forgot. meowmy Lue gave me an extra can of cat food last night. she said it was to make me feel better for all the noise from those machines.

gemlady · Jul 3, 2005

Aww...

I love you, too, humble and shenandoah!

I love all my other kitty friends, too!

Ari

batgirl2good · Jul 3, 2005

Hey all u kitties! wut u doin? meowmy did that payntin stuff agin, an she fru! No more havin to stay outta bafroom. praise the lord!

we wachin sum tv now.
have a fun day!

cjandbilly · Jul 3, 2005

Meowmy make me stae in da room tooday! They doin da kitchen modelin an I haf ta stae up. I haf ta talk to u kits l8r!

Annie O.

batgirl2good · Jul 3, 2005

Annie, we got shut outta bafroom agin! She finish payntin, thank the gud Lawd!

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Meowmy make me stae in da room tooday! They doin da kitchen modelin an I haf ta stae up. I haf ta talk to u kits l8r!

Annie O.

katachtig · Jul 3, 2005

Hey guys,

iz finelly gez the puter. we had all of purrpas femily over and had lots of fud tho wez kittys didnt gez anyting spesil. Much spehnt the day unner the bed as she didnt feel like soshializing. But karlee make frens wit evryone. theys all luv her. I just watched evryone and kept my distance. tho i grew very sleepy on the landin and roll ovr on my bak like i allweys do. and evryone laf at me!

but meomy espaaned thet it was cause i waz so kute.

purrpa gots a new grill

and waz havin fun kookin on it

evryone sez purrpa iz a grate cook.

times to go and take a nap on meomy's shulder.

wit lotz of luv, yur fren

Luzeee

cjandbilly · Jul 3, 2005

BELLE STAR GETS TA STAE WIF US! YAY!!!

katie=^..^= · Jul 3, 2005

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

BELLE STAR GETS TA STAE WIF US! YAY!!!

We hapee yu gets to stae Belle Star! Yu such cute kitn and we luvs heering from yu an Annie O.

Graycie, Go Go an Cajun Princess

ollyextra05 · Jul 3, 2005

We so happy she getsta stay! But when did her name gets ta be Belle Star? I thoughts her name was Mirah? I confussed.

But, anyways, YEAYYY!

wellingtoncats · Jul 3, 2005

Hi kitties. Sorry kitts meowmy Sam and I have have been busy lately. Just dropping in to say hi.

cjandbilly · Jul 3, 2005

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

We so happy she getsta stay! But when did her name gets ta be Belle Star? I thoughts her name was Mirah? I confussed.

But, anyways, YEAYYY!

Her name changeded ta Belle Starr a foo daes ago... I posted it n heer, but I gues you not sees it. It coot, to, acause the ol western lady Belle Starr (hoo she wuz named aftur).. hur reel name wuz Myra, jus wike Mirah! It reely kewl... me an Belle sooooo happee!

Oh, an Meowmy too!

wellingtoncats · Jul 3, 2005

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Her name changeded ta Belle Starr a foo daes ago... I posted it n heer, but I gues you not sees it. It coot, to, acause the ol western lady Belle Starr (hoo she wuz named aftur).. hur reel name wuz Myra, jus wike Mirah! It reely kewl... me an Belle sooooo happee!

Oh, an Meowmy too!

So what does Belle come to?

And is Belle staying with you guys?

bridgey

cjandbilly · Jul 3, 2005

Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

So what does Belle come to?

And is Belle staying with you guys?

bridgey

She's now Belle.

Yes, she iz stae-n wif us... tat wat I posted errlier... I so cited!

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