Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

batgirl2good · Jun 29, 2005

deer olly & emma,
we likes cheddar cheese chips. we not have anee chip cause we nevr go out tall less meowmy takes us to vet.

we sawry to heer bout peeples bean meen.

we not unnerstand, eifer.
one a meowmy's frens rel mad at her cause of publisher's clearin house, an meowmy tole her it was scam and the ladee mad. she thinks she gonna get $1 million cause they rotes her a lettter. Meowmy sez lotsa peeples get those letters but the lady wont lissen and sez to leeve her lone for long time.

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Hey Dere Evfurrybody!
Iz so nice to have new peeple on heer!
Meowmy is home today so weer bof hangin out wif her. We missed her and daddy wen dey were gone. Dey went to Wisconsin, den dey drove to NY, den went to a wedding, and den dey drove back here. Dey were gone 9 whole days and we missed em lots!
Meowmy is sad and cranky today. We herd her and daddy talkin bout one of daddy's friends dat got hurt by a bad person and is in hospital. I don understand why peeple can't be nicer to each other, why dey haveta hurt eech other. It make me sad

Meowmy also told me dat she and Emma goin to vet soon to get Emma da my-crow-chip. I wonder what flavor chip she gets? I hope mine is sour cream and onion. Dats da tastiest kind. My meowmy says I have a chip too but I can never find were it is!

Anywayz, glad to meet you Luzee and Karlee!

Ari--sounds like you havin a fun day!

Talk to youz all later!

Olly and Emma

katachtig · Jun 29, 2005

you guys are the greetest. i like you better than karlee. i wakked her agin as she just bugs me. karlee is oldr than me. she's 3 and i am almost 2. Much is my big sisser & i really luv her. she's reely old at 12.

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Meowmy also told me dat she and Emma goin to vet soon to get Emma da my-crow-chip. I wonder what flavor chip she gets? I hope mine is sour cream and onion. Dats da tastiest kind. My meowmy says I have a chip too but I can never find were it is!

meomy sed i have one of tose my-crow-chip tings. i just rememer a shot.

she got my that chip ting cause i dunt wer a collr cause i kept getting it cot in my mouth and scarin meomy. i didt like it eeter.

the servise guy is comming tomorrer to finish fixin the noisy box in the basement. it is worse for meomy and purrpa because they dunt lay on the kewl floor like my sissers and me. meomy says that we cant get sik cause theres no $$ for us cause everyting braking. i no shes kiddin cause she and purrpa wuld make us bettr. besides gettin sik meens the vet. we dunt like the vet thogh meomy and purrpa do. they are goin to an open house at the vet this satrday and they arent even sik.

got to go as i want my favert place up on the bookshev. will get meomy to tek a piture and post it for you guys.

Luzeee

katie=^..^= · Jun 29, 2005

Originally Posted by katachtig

Hey evrybudy. My meomy just joined and i found this threed. She let me add sumtin. i have a new sistr whos name is karlee. shes been here since febery. i dun no if i like her. sumtimes we chase each otter and that is fun. but sumtimes she is just in my face so i wakk her good. My meomy says i shuld be nice. but it is her falt for being in my face! (actully, i sumtimes go across the ruum and wakk her).

evryting has been braking so meomy and purrpa have had lots of peeple over to fix the washer, and the dishwasher and the big noisy box in the basement for cooling stuff. karlee jus walks rite up to these servise guys and makes friends. she just dusnt unnerstand that these are strangers and shuld be vewed from afar. me and my big sis much no that!

well got to go as meomy needs to log off and go to werk. tanks for listening.

luzeee

Hi luzeee --

karlie like lil radish heer. Her name Cajun Princess but meowmy calls her lil radish coz she cute an small, but reel spicy sharp inside coz she fites an bites. She luvs all visitors to our place. She goz to them an brings em her toys to plae wif her. But if she rolls on her back an luks reel cute -- don touch her coz she grab yu an start in bitin! Go Go heer hides unner couch but I jus wate an see wot meowmy doz.

We reel glad yu cum an join our ritin we haf lotsa fun tellin each other our adventures. I hopes yur noisy cool thing all fixet by now an all yu cool. Stae healfy for yur meowmy an purrpa.

Yur new frens, Graycie, Go Go an Cajun Princess

batgirl2good · Jun 30, 2005

karlee and luzee, u gots sister name much? 3 of you????

we bof 5. we reel bruvvers, we THINK. Meowmy gots us bof at same time, 3 lady cats had kits, and there wuz mabee 15 of us in all, but we not sure.

pleeze tell us lil bout u 3 so we can think of storee to use in our catnap storee fred, ok?

yur new frens,
shenandoah an humble
humble an shenandoah
(we doez that so we bof get to be furtst)

Originally Posted by katachtig

you guys are the greetest. i like you better than karlee. i wakked her agin as she just bugs me. karlee is oldr than me. she's 3 and i am almost 2. Much is my big sisser & i really luv her. she's reely old at 12.

meomy sed i have one of tose my-crow-chip tings. i just rememer a shot.

she got my that chip ting cause i dunt wer a collr cause i kept getting it cot in my mouth and scarin meomy. i didt like it eeter.

the servise guy is comming tomorrer to finish fixin the noisy box in the basement. it is worse for meomy and purrpa because they dunt lay on the kewl floor like my sissers and me. meomy says that we cant get sik cause theres no $$ for us cause everyting braking. i no shes kiddin cause she and purrpa wuld make us bettr. besides gettin sik meens the vet. we dunt like the vet thogh meomy and purrpa do. they are goin to an open house at the vet this satrday and they arent even sik.

got to go as i want my favert place up on the bookshev. will get meomy to tek a piture and post it for you guys.

Luzeee

katachtig · Jun 30, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

u gots sister name much?

Purrpa named her before he met Meomy. Meowmy always has to explaan wy my sisser has a funny name. Purrpa named her after a person in a robbin hud tv sho.

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

pleeze tell us lil bout u 3 so we can think of storee to use in our catnap storee fred, ok?

It wuld be so kewl to be in a storee. i red yur storees and theys are scarey! and gud.

Meomy is werkin from home today to wait for the servise guy. That means that i can cuddle wit her. i like to lay my hed on her left sholder and then her rite sholder and then i do this litle flip and she can hold me like a baby. She dont get any werk done but i'm happy.

i need to get into her good graces caus she not happy wit me. i go scratchy-scratchy on the carpet and sofa

and she sez i have to scratchy-scratchy in specil places. i dont like specil places and i got to sharpen my claws cause she keps cuttin them.

Meomy need the puter wo she can do her werkin so i'll catch up wit you guys later.

Luzeee

carolcat · Jun 30, 2005

Originally Posted by katachtig

Purrpa named her before he met Meomy. Meowmy always has to explaan wy my sisser has a funny name. Purrpa named her after a person in a robbin hud tv sho.

It wuld be so kewl to be in a storee. i red yur storees and theys are scarey! and gud.

Meomy is werkin from home today to wait for the servise guy. That means that i can cuddle wit her. i like to lay my hed on her left sholder and then her rite sholder and then i do this litle flip and she can hold me like a baby. She dont get any werk done but i'm happy.

i need to get into her good graces caus she not happy wit me. i go scratchy-scratchy on the carpet and sofa

and she sez i have to scratchy-scratchy in specil places. i dont like specil places and i got to sharpen my claws cause she keps cuttin them.

Meomy need the puter wo she can do her werkin so i'll catch up wit you guys later.

Luzeee

Dere Luzeee, hi, my name is lil jasper and I wanna be yur friend too, k? We gots lots o nice kittys here to be friends with. I gots a thread too called "hi its lil jasper remember me?" you welcomed to come there too. I like for my meowmy to hold me too, and yesterday she cutted some of my claws, but she din't get them ALL cuz I fussed an almost BITED her so she had to quit, she not usualy do that but we geting my lil sister in a few days and meomwy say she bein safe. My meomwy say to yur meowmy to try "sisal rope scratchers"! That what I have and I LUV THEM! I still scratches on couch sometime but only when meomwy not paying attenshon to me when I wants her, yur new friend lil jasper

gemlady · Jun 30, 2005

Hi kitty friends! I caught a mouse for my meowmies this morning! Yeah, they got back from vet - oh - doctor and saw where i had left it by the door. I'm such a good kitty!

It is going to be hot outside today! some places could get over 100 degrees! Me and the meowmies are staying in for the rest of the day.

hope the cooly box keeps working.

Hi luzeee and karleee and much! Meomwy jan thinks testosterone affects how men name kitties. Her brother in law named a kitty Packy. luzzeee? whatcha gonna do if karleeeee wack you one day?

Hi olly and emma! I like to sleep in meowmy jan's arms (or on her mouse arm) when she is at the computer. then i started sucking her arm or chin and kneading her.

Mr LIL J? time is getting closer and closer! who is really more excited you or meowmy carol or purrpa phil? Okay, i'll be the white tornado and you be the train. ain't gonna let nobody get in our way! *whoosh*

hi graycie and gogo and "radish"!

you keeping cool and dry? is meomwy katie feeling better? are you taking good care of her?

well, i have to hurry to the other threads. meowmy jan keeps insisting this is her computer and she should have time to use it. So take care kitties and catch up with you later! Ari kitten~~

batgirl2good · Jun 30, 2005

Meowmy's tootooring stoodent here, so we can't rite for a wile.

batgirl2good · Jun 30, 2005

ARI, we reely think it YUR pooter, an u let her use it, but we be qwiet bout it, ok?

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi kitty friends! I caught a mouse for my meowmies this morning! Yeah, they got back from vet - oh - doctor and saw where i had left it by the door. I'm such a good kitty!

It is going to be hot outside today! some places could get over 100 degrees! Me and the meowmies are staying in for the rest of the day.

hope the cooly box keeps working.

Hi luzeee and karleee and much! Meomwy jan thinks testosterone affects how men name kitties. Her brother in law named a kitty Packy. luzzeee? whatcha gonna do if karleeeee wack you one day?

Hi olly and emma! I like to sleep in meowmy jan's arms (or on her mouse arm) when she is at the computer. then i started sucking her arm or chin and kneading her.

Mr LIL J? time is getting closer and closer! who is really more excited you or meowmy carol or purrpa phil? Okay, i'll be the white tornado and you be the train. ain't gonna let nobody get in our way! *whoosh*

hi graycie and gogo and "radish"!

you keeping cool and dry? is meomwy katie feeling better? are you taking good care of her?

well, i have to hurry to the other threads. meowmy jan keeps insisting this is her computer and she should have time to use it. So take care kitties and catch up with you later! Ari kitten~~

katachtig · Jun 30, 2005

Hey guys.

Meomy took a lunch brek so i culd use the puter. Ari, you shuld tell yur meomy that its yur puter. i'm tryn to talk mine into gettin my own puter since i now need to talk to you guys. she's not impressed.

Ari, i hav a qestion fur you. when you do the torndo ting, how do you stop for cornrs? i keep crshn into this one wall caus i cant do the cornrs. i just slide and meomy and purrpa laf at me.

i told my meomy abot the testosterone ting and she sez it sounds like purrpa. he isnt allwd to name kitties anymore.

wow - lil jasper, you have your own fred also! i hav to go ovr and start redding. i askd meomy about the sisal ting and she said the specil scratchy place is sisal and it is only 3 feet away fum my faverite sofa. i still dont like it tho i do climb it sumtims. Meomy sez that i hav a tortytude

.

Meomy is bak and has to werk so i will see you guys latr.

Luzeee

batgirl2good · Jun 30, 2005

Hey lil sweet kitty!

we rites storee bout you an your sissies tomorrow or sunday, k?

We thinkin of good one, well, MEOWMY helpin, but we doze the mayne wourk.

Originally Posted by katachtig

Hey guys.

Meomy took a lunch brek so i culd use the puter. Ari, you shuld tell yur meomy that its yur puter. i'm tryn to talk mine into gettin my own puter since i now need to talk to you guys. she's not impressed.

Ari, i hav a qestion fur you. when you do the torndo ting, how do you stop for cornrs? i keep crshn into this one wall caus i cant do the cornrs. i just slide and meomy and purrpa laf at me.

i told my meomy abot the testosterone ting and she sez it sounds like purrpa. he isnt allwd to name kitties anymore.

wow - lil jasper, you have your own fred also! i hav to go ovr and start redding. i askd meomy about the sisal ting and she said the specil scratchy place is sisal and it is only 3 feet away fum my faverite sofa. i still dont like it tho i do climb it sumtims. Meomy sez that i hav a tortytude

.

Meomy is bak and has to werk so i will see you guys latr.

Luzeee

katachtig · Jun 30, 2005

i'm so cited about the storee. Shenandoah and Humble and Humble and Shenandoah, you guys are so grate. maibe you can do a tale bout our tails (bad pun i no but i jus a kitty!) My sis Much has no tail caus she is a manks. Karleee's tail dont werk caus sumting bad happen to it. it jus hangs there. My tail is beutiful and i like to wak meomy with it in the face. it tickles her nose.

the cooly box is fixed tho it was kewl enuf today to not need it. karleee supervised and cheked out all of the new parts. she even scolded him when he didnt plug in the powr!

i sniffed him but not goin to let him tuch me.

ive ben a gud girl this afternoon. i scratchy-scratched the sisal ting and tuched noses wif karleee and didnt wak her. Meomy is very proud of me.

Meomy has to go bek to werk agin tho she didnt want to. but that is wy they pay her the big buks

luzeee

batgirl2good · Jun 30, 2005

We luv it! Look for it on Saterdee.
It gonna be bout MAGIC Tayles and invizibul tayles.

we luv u alredy.

we jus do our names like that cuz we bof wanna be 1st!

Originally Posted by katachtig

i'm so cited about the storee. Shenandoah and Humble and Humble and Shenandoah, you guys are so grate. maibe you can do a tale bout our tails (bad pun i no but i jus a kitty!) My sis Much has no tail caus she is a manks. Karleee's tail dont werk caus sumting bad happen to it. it jus hangs there. My tail is beutiful and i like to wak meomy with it in the face. it tickles her nose.

the cooly box is fixed tho it was kewl enuf today to not need it. karleee supervised and cheked out all of the new parts. she even scolded him when he didnt plug in the powr!

i sniffed him but not goin to let him tuch me.

ive ben a gud girl this afternoon. i scratchy-scratched the sisal ting and tuched noses wif karleee and didnt wak her. Meomy is very proud of me.

Meomy has to go bek to werk agin tho she didnt want to. but that is wy they pay her the big buks

luzeee

ollyextra05 · Jun 30, 2005

batgirl2good said:
deer olly & emma,
we likes cheddar cheese chips. we not have anee chip cause we nevr go out tall less meowmy takes us to vet.

/QUOTE]

Yeah, we never goez outsides neither, but meowma always scared we run away or get lost or sometin bad happen. But we'd never do dat to mama! Emma used to live outside all da time, meowma's friend lady found her hidin in garbage like Oscar da grouch! Sometimes she act grouchy too. She like to tackle me like dem football players and even doh she a little thing she always knock me down! I tink its fun doh and I chase her.

Luzee and Karlee (and Much) it sure is nice talkin to you. Meowma reel tired and wanna go bed now so we go. She sed she had hard day at work. She got 4 people she has to super-mavise at her work rite now and she say sometimes they dumb!

So she and Dadda and a nice couple they friends wif went outta dinner and mama had a margarita and now she tirrrred!

I dunno what margarita is but meowmy say dey yummy speshully in summertime!
Tomorrow meowmy workin from home so we can bug her alllllll day!

We talk to you all later

batgirl2good · Jun 30, 2005

Olly & Emma,
our meowmt teeches human kittens, and she hasta start bak to skool on july 25. not long, huh, so we gots onlee 3 weeks to plae wif her in day.

we hope yoo havin fun!

Shenandoah an Humb;e

gemlady · Jul 1, 2005

good morning kitties! I wish i had a megaphone thingy like that home makeover guy, but meowmy says my voice is loud enough...

hi luzeeeeeee! (sorry about typing your name like that , i like to tease

). As for brakeing for corners, well sometimes i miss. but i've dumped so much stuff that i have lots to grab onto when i skid! glad to hear your cooly thing is working. it was really not and humid here yesterday. my meowmies stayed indoor all day. it supposed to get cooler here today. well, less humid anyway. my meowmies are cranky when they're hot.

how are the rest of you kitties doing? you all take care and I'll talk to you later!

carolcat · Jul 1, 2005

Hi Ari, sorry yur meomwys cranky, it hot here too but not humid, and when too hot meowmy can go in pool, well she CAN but I cry an fuss if she stay too long! Meowmy Linda gettin my sissy TODAY, she on the way to get her RITE NOW!! WE SO CITED!! I hope you hava good day Ari, and that one of yur meomwys will pla with you. Did yur meomwy get you flea stuf yet? How bout that cute cute kitten? Yur meomwy still thinking about gettin it? yur friend lil jasper

catgirl10 · Jul 1, 2005

I am really sorry about meowmy!

But sitting on her head and arm!! That is being mean to a cat!!!!!!It kida makes me angry!

I hope you don't have this much trouble next time!!!!!
Catgirl10!

Originally Posted by gemlady

Geez, took me forever to get meowmy awake this morning! I was up at the proper feeding time (daybreak) and she told me that she wasn't getting up til she was ready to get up! The nerve!

So I sat on her head - and got yelled at.
I started kneading her - seems I was in painful territory.
Sat on her right arm (she was sleeping on her left side) - got yelled at again.
Even complained to grandmeowmy but she didn't do anything.

I thought I had the humans trained right!

cjandbilly · Jul 1, 2005

Hi kits! Ben a wile! Sorry, but meowmy's ben letn me owt ta plae a lot, an so I gots stuf ta doo! How r alla you kits? I dooin gud! Mirah izn't Mirah no more tho. Hur noo name iz Belle... Belle Starr. I dun NO y but meowmy an granmeowmy wike its. Belle wikes it two! Guess wat!? I get ta sleep up on meowmy's bed wif hur now, an she dun move round an roll evrywhere anymore! She sayz she teached hurself not too! YAY!

I bein a whirlwind today! I goin EVRYWHERE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wel gotsta go. meowmy sayz she wan ta update her siggy! See ya l8r kits!

batgirl2good · Jul 1, 2005

Jane, Annie, Bill, Belle!

We luv you and hope u havin happee day!

Meowmy gonna go sit by pool, so we gotta go.

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Hi kits! Ben a wile! Sorry, but meowmy's ben letn me owt ta plae a lot, an so I gots stuf ta doo! How r alla you kits? I dooin gud! Mirah izn't Mirah no more tho. Hur noo name iz Belle... Belle Starr. I dun NO y but meowmy an granmeowmy wike its. Belle wikes it two! Guess wat!? I get ta sleep up on meowmy's bed wif hur now, an she dun move round an roll evrywhere anymore! She sayz she teached hurself not too! YAY!

I bein a whirlwind today! I goin EVRYWHERE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wel gotsta go. meowmy sayz she wan ta update her siggy! See ya l8r kits!

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