Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

Hi kitty frends. Me and Mika likes the gravity game too! It be lots of fun.

I gots in a little trubble tonight too. I was trying to help meowmy change the sheets on the bed and my claw took a little chunk out of her finger. She yell reely loud and use potty mouth talk. Then she say, Sorry, Bijou, I know you not meen to hurt me, so I forgived her. But, I heer her say sumthin bout clippin my claws tonite! Guess after hurtin her I better be good and let her clip my razor sharp nails.

Annie, you is such a speshul kitty. My meowmy sez she would luv to giv you a hug. Me and Mika would luv to give you kitty kisses too.

Fank-you! to your meowmy, an to you!

Howdy! Another day of being a kitten!

Meowmy jan kept making strange noises this morning. she called them hiccups. it was funny watching her.

I thought I had found a neat box to sleep in but meowmy Lue keeps putting things into it. Right now i have to sleep on some boxes of rice and potato mixes.

Then, while i was aslee in her arms, jan rearranged my feet! My back feet were in front and my front feet were in back. Good thing I woke up slowly!

i like reading how the rest of you also experment with gravity. it is fun, isn't it! meowmy lue still hasn't found her eyedrops that i knocked off her bedside table.

Well, gotta scoot and wake up meowmy lue. bye til later! Ari

U luk wike you havn fun, Ari!

Lil Ari, we bets u culd find the eyedrops if u plaed the bat your paw game and do it unnder bed!

Are those potatoes an rice nice an soft?

Hey, u in the mystery storee, sorta!

Originally Posted by gemlady

Howdy! Another day of being a kitten!

Meowmy jan kept making strange noises this morning. she called them hiccups. it was funny watching her.

I thought I had found a neat box to sleep in but meowmy Lue keeps putting things into it. Right now i have to sleep on some boxes of rice and potato mixes.

Then, while i was aslee in her arms, jan rearranged my feet! My back feet were in front and my front feet were in back. Good thing I woke up slowly!

i like reading how the rest of you also experment with gravity.

it is fun, isn't it! meowmy lue still hasn't found her eyedrops that i knocked off her bedside table.

Well, gotta scoot and wake up meowmy lue. bye til later! Ari

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H & S, you have started the mystery story?

I got a new toy! Meowmy calls it strapping tape. it's plastic and it fights back! meowmy jan coils it up and it attacks!

gotta scoot. lots to play with today!

Ari, we got doen wif it! We hopes u like!

QUOTE=gemlady]H & S, you have started the mystery story?

I got a new toy! Meowmy calls it strapping tape. it's plastic and it fights back! meowmy jan coils it up and it attacks!

gotta scoot. lots to play with today![/quote]

Gee thats sounds like fun Ari, did ya kill it yet? >:-> yur friend lil jasper

Does it hurt when it hits you bak?

What a morning! It's taking me forever to get the meowmies up and to get meowmy jan to turn the computer on for me.

The tape is still alive but i got it good this morning. then i turned on the extension cord and got it all over the floor! And then i spilled a carton of orange juice. yep. been busy this morning.

Hi H&S. I read the first part and wow, all the catnip is gone. what a disaster! gonna go read the rest in a minute. meowmy bobbie been good to you? and wearing her lotion at the water park?

Hey Ari, sound like you having a fun morning! I wish I had some pakin tape to play with and kill, I in a bad mood now, I heard some kittys fitin outside and now I all "wound up" meowmy say. I been runnin round the house sideways with my furs puffed up and when meomwy played with the feather wand I was HISSIN at it before I pounced on it! Take that intruder cats, and beware, fierce Jasper is HERE!! yur friend ( NOT SO) lil jasper....hee hee

Hey ev-furry-body

Meowmy tolds me I could say hi reel quick to youz guys. She wuz gone on vacayshun for nine whole days and she sez she reel tired so I can only write a little bit to youz guys!

She and daddy just drove straight through from NY to Chicago and they reel pooped so I'm gonna be a good boy and let them sleep.

But Emma and I talk to you later!!!

I'm in white tornado mode this morning! Watch out! here I come!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun, lil Ari!

Originally Posted by gemlady

I'm in white tornado mode this morning!

Watch out! here I come!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey evrybudy. My meomy just joined and i found this threed. She let me add sumtin. i have a new sistr whos name is karlee. shes been here since febery. i dun no if i like her. sumtimes we chase each otter and that is fun. but sumtimes she is just in my face so i wakk her good. My meomy says i shuld be nice. but it is her falt for being in my face! (actully, i sumtimes go across the ruum and wakk her).

evryting has been braking so meomy and purrpa have had lots of peeple over to fix the washer, and the dishwasher and the big noisy box in the basement for cooling stuff. karlee jus walks rite up to these servise guys and makes friends. she just dusnt unnerstand that these are strangers and shuld be vewed from afar. me and my big sis much no that!

well got to go as meomy needs to log off and go to werk. tanks for listening.

luzeee

Oh boy! a new kitty friend! Hi luzeee! welcome! this was originally my big bro Jasper's thread but he disappeared and I took over! we always like new kitties to talk to! I'm the white cutie down in the siggy. I'm twice as big as I was then. and much more handsome. (and spoiled!! - meowmy jan)

meowmy jan says karlee sounds like Jade (who died last year) she liked strangers too, especially men! such a flirt!

you and your sissies will meet all sorts of neat friendly kitties here, so come and talk often!

oh, sorry to hear your big basement cooly thing broke. hope you are keeping cool!

luzee and karlee, we so happy happy to meet u, an we wanna invite u bof to go to our fred about catnap stories.
we rite a storee bout u 2 this weekend, ok? HAPPY HAPPY! New frens!!

Originally Posted by katachtig

Hey evrybudy. My meomy just joined and i found this threed. She let me add sumtin. i have a new sistr whos name is karlee. shes been here since febery. i dun no if i like her. sumtimes we chase each otter and that is fun. but sumtimes she is just in my face so i wakk her good. My meomy says i shuld be nice. but it is her falt for being in my face! (actully, i sumtimes go across the ruum and wakk her).

evryting has been braking so meomy and purrpa have had lots of peeple over to fix the washer, and the dishwasher and the big noisy box in the basement for cooling stuff. karlee jus walks rite up to these servise guys and makes friends. she just dusnt unnerstand that these are strangers and shuld be vewed from afar. me and my big sis much no that!

well got to go as meomy needs to log off and go to werk. tanks for listening.

luzeee

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Originally Posted by gemlady

I'm in white tornado mode this morning!

Watch out! here I come!!!!!!!!!!

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Alright Ari, You be the white tornado and I will be the freight train....look out feble humans, the kittys are coming the kittys are COMING I gots meomwy up at 2 AM again this morning, then I started running up and down the hall like crazy cat and climbing the screens! Meowmy say I better be careful not to wake up daddy! She no fun, she cleaning bafroom today , hope you having lots of fun at YUR house, yur friend lil jasper PS. Only 8 more dayz till sister comes!

Welcome Luzee and Karlee! It always nice to meet new kittie frends.

We wants to heer all bout you and your meowmy and daddy and lil sister and where you live and everything.

Karlee sounds just like my lil sister Mika. She go up to strangers too and speshully little kids. She reely like little kids. I waits and stay back till I see if meowmy and daddy is frendly wif them first.

We reely reely cited bout makin new frends.

Hey Dere Evfurrybody!
Iz so nice to have new peeple on heer!
Meowmy is home today so weer bof hangin out wif her. We missed her and daddy wen dey were gone. Dey went to Wisconsin, den dey drove to NY, den went to a wedding, and den dey drove back here. Dey were gone 9 whole days and we missed em lots!
Meowmy is sad and cranky today. We herd her and daddy talkin bout one of daddy's friends dat got hurt by a bad person and is in hospital. I don understand why peeple can't be nicer to each other, why dey haveta hurt eech other. It make me sad
Meowmy also told me dat she and Emma goin to vet soon to get Emma da my-crow-chip. I wonder what flavor chip she gets? I hope mine is sour cream and onion. Dats da tastiest kind. My meowmy says I have a chip too but I can never find were it is!

Anywayz, glad to meet you Luzee and Karlee!

Ari--sounds like you havin a fun day!

Talk to youz all later!

Olly and Emma