Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

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OOohh, lil Ari! U been a bizzy kitty!


We bets she REELY liket it an thinks u soooo smart!


We no we do!




Originally Posted by gemlady

oooooh!


I had typed up a message for all you kitties this morning and the internet disconeected me!


Now i don't know if i can rememeber all i said. I think i mentioned attacking meowmy Lue's tissue box and taking all the tissues out to make sure it was safe for her to stick her hand in there.

And dumping the poinsettia so i could sleep where it was...

oh, well, meowmy Jan allmost threatened to offer me to the lowest bidder this morning. I was running and jumping and well,... she was in the way! so i ran over her. several times. with all toenails out.

i'll catch up with you kits another time. bye! Ari kitten~~
 

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Originally Posted by RicaLynn

oh-oh kitties, Meowmy
agin, Cinnamon been diggin inna garbidge can agin today, but this time it had coffee grouns and dead flowers innit, and it allover kitchen floor!! She tol him go outsid, but he put his head down like to say "I sorry, mowma (that how he sez it)" but she grab his coller and PUT him outside!
Then she sweep up alla garbidge, an alla food bits I put onna floor for later!!! I don like eatin outta the bowl, it gets my whiskers dirty, so I put it onna floor instead, but now I gotta do it all over agin, no thanks to bad Cinnamon!!!!

Erica here, first stop tomorrow is Walmart for a garbage can with a LID!!!!!
)
Eeeeewww, that yuuky! When I was a little kitty I tried to get into the garbage one time but meomwy tol me "No no jasper" so I not try to get into there again. Dawgas aren't so good, they LIKE garbage and yukky stuff, I bet yur meomwy REEL mad at cinnmon doga! I lucky meomwy don have any dawgas but soon I be gettin a lil sister to play with, YAY. I hope dawga don get in the trash no more! yur friend lil jasper
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

oooooh!


I had typed up a message for all you kitties this morning and the internet disconeected me!


Now i don't know if i can rememeber all i said. I think i mentioned attacking meowmy Lue's tissue box and taking all the tissues out to make sure it was safe for her to stick her hand in there.

And dumping the poinsettia so i could sleep where it was...

oh, well, meowmy Jan allmost threatened to offer me to the lowest bidder this morning. I was running and jumping and well,... she was in the way! so i ran over her. several times. with all toenails out.

i'll catch up with you kits another time. bye! Ari kitten~~
Dere Ari, sorry I haven't talked to you much the past few days. Meowmy been cleenin ALLA time almos and won't let me on the puter hardly, or pla when I wants to either!
But then last night she eated some bad stuff for acid reflux so she had to sleep in chair, or try
, I bugged her ALL nite and then I wuz so pesty she finally give up and get up at 3:30AM!
THAT teach her to ignore me and take away my toys I hided!
Sound like you been a brave warrior kittn Ari, protectin yur meomwys from evil tissue boxes and saving meomwy Jan from the ghosts that were bout to attak her till you knocked her outta the way
, and I am sure the GHOSTS knocked over the plant, and then you laid there to keep them from commin bak, rite?
I got suggestion tho, if you gonna be "knocking meomwy away" from the bad ghosts, you SHOUD keep yur claws in, otherwise meomwy Jan MITE get some CLAW CUTTERS
! My meowmy has those and I don LIKE them and I don think you will either! Just a thought, yur friend lil jasper
 

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Oh Ari you shure are spunky fella. When I reads your stories, I thinks to myself, that one smart and venturesome little fella! You make me feel old already.

I gots new trick lately too tho. When I wants meowmy or daddy to pick me up I just climbs up their body to get to the top where their arms are. Meowmy wasn't very impressed but daddy lets me do it alla time. Then when I get to daddy's shoulders I can jump up on big wall unit to see what meowmy gots hidden up there!
 

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We like it!


Originally Posted by Yosemite

Oh Ari you shure are spunky fella. When I reads your stories, I thinks to myself, that one smart and venturesome little fella! You make me feel old already.

I gots new trick lately too tho. When I wants meowmy or daddy to pick me up I just climbs up their body to get to the top where their arms are. Meowmy wasn't very impressed but daddy lets me do it alla time. Then when I get to daddy's shoulders I can jump up on big wall unit to see what meowmy gots hidden up there!
 

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Hi kitties! Just a little time to talk before i put the meowmies to bed. (then i run around like a wildkitten!
)

Been quiet, just bugged meowmy jan at the computer and then i took a nap with meowmy Lue. she was napping in her underwear and so i lay on her chest and stretch out. and out. and out. she laughed cuz i stretch all across her and hanged over her sides.

claw cutters. mr lil jasper? That sounds scary! i hope meowmy doesn't get any ideas!!!
(hee hee hee! Meowmy Jan)

oh well, time for nighty night. see ya tomorrow sometime! Ari kitten~~
 

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I got a piece of sticky tape on my foot and meowmy jan started laughing when i shook my foot as fast as i could to get rid of it. she said she might put a piece on my other foot then i could shake both of them and fly!

wasn't she mean for laughing at me? Ari kitten ~~
 

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Dere Ari, meowmy Jan wasn't tryin to be mean to you, prolaly just LOOKED funny when you was shakin your foot! I don blame you though cuz I don like sticky tape either! Sometime meomwy puts it on something she wants me to leave alone! No fair, yur friend lil jasper
 

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we luv sticky tape, is fun to play wif!
Meowmy jus got home from water park. she membered to use lotion to block the sun.
We made shure she put it in her bag.
 

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hi h&s! your meowmy was good to remember her lotion.

and lookee! i'm finally in meowmy jan's siggy! she goofed on sizing but hopes to get a better and newer pic soon. gotta get sister's camera.

Ari kitten
 

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Oh, Ari!
U hansom!!

Originally Posted by gemlady

hi h&s! your meowmy was good to remember her lotion.

and lookee! i'm finally in meowmy jan's siggy! she goofed on sizing but hopes to get a better and newer pic soon. gotta get sister's camera.

Ari kitten
 

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Hey evrykits! Sorry I hansn't write in a fuw dayz, but ya know... I still a kit... I gotst tings ta doo an plasez ta see! Oh, well, I heer now! Anyhoo, how r alla u kits doin? I doin purrty good. I gettn ta play a hole lots! I have fun, two! I finally let meowmy snuggle an hol me alla time, and she sayz she so happy!

You know what? It's scary ta go ta wake up wen you been asleep. It iz fur me anyway. I wake up, an I don't no if anyone er anykit iz tere. Specially if they standn still an just movin their lips. Meowmy showed me tat it's acause I can't "hear." Wat's "hear?" She sayd something bout these tings she cals "sownds." But I dun get it...
Wat's a "sownd?"

I finally lernd how ta get ovur tat gate tat keaps us in are room! I showed Mirah how ta doo it, two! He he he! But den meowmy wen an put a bigger one, so I cant get ovur it!
OH, well... she takes uz owt ta play a lots!

Mirah lernd me how ta climb up on ta meowmy's noo bed! It really cushy up tere! Me an Mirah lik to climb up an take a LOOOOOOONG nap! An ten, I pway wif her toesies at night, but she dun lik that! I dun no why!? But ten I cuddle up wif her an snooz wif hur, an she not mad no more. Mirah dun no howsta get down too well... I trys ta sho hur, but she dun wanna. So, wen she wants down in da ERRRRLY mornin, she goes up to meowmy's face an liks hur nose, an meowmy dun lik tat, either.

Well, I gotsta go... my favur-it toy iz calln my name! See alla you kits latr!

Annie O.
 

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annie O!!! U can't heer? For real? U ok?
we luv u, and we NO that you NO whay luv feels like , even if u can't heer. We sen hugs to you. Ok?

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Hey evrykits! Sorry I hansn't write in a fuw dayz, but ya know... I still a kit... I gotst tings ta doo an plasez ta see! Oh, well, I heer now! Anyhoo, how r alla u kits doin? I doin purrty good. I gettn ta play a hole lots! I have fun, two! I finally let meowmy snuggle an hol me alla time, and she sayz she so happy!

You know what? It's scary ta go ta wake up wen you been asleep. It iz fur me anyway. I wake up, an I don't no if anyone er anykit iz tere. Specially if they standn still an just movin their lips. Meowmy showed me tat it's acause I can't "hear." Wat's "hear?" She sayd something bout these tings she cals "sownds." But I dun get it...
Wat's a "sownd?"

I finally lernd how ta get ovur tat gate tat keaps us in are room! I showed Mirah how ta doo it, two! He he he! But den meowmy wen an put a bigger one, so I cant get ovur it!
OH, well... she takes uz owt ta play a lots!

Mirah lernd me how ta climb up on ta meowmy's noo bed! It really cushy up tere! Me an Mirah lik to climb up an take a LOOOOOOONG nap! An ten, I pway wif her toesies at night, but she dun lik that! I dun no why!? But ten I cuddle up wif her an snooz wif hur, an she not mad no more. Mirah dun no howsta get down too well... I trys ta sho hur, but she dun wanna. So, wen she wants down in da ERRRRLY mornin, she goes up to meowmy's face an liks hur nose, an meowmy dun lik tat, either.

Well, I gotsta go... my favur-it toy iz calln my name! See alla you kits latr!

Annie O.
 

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

annie O!!! U can't heer? For real? U ok?
we luv u, and we NO that you NO whay luv feels like , even if u can't heer. We sen hugs to you. Ok?
I okay. I dun even know wat hear is. I nevr "heared" notin afore. OH, I know wat luv feel like... meowmy luv me vury much, an so do gran-meowmy. I no you luvs me, an I luv alla yall too!
 

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Annie, sweet kitty, we so sorry you can't heer, but we bets you have good life with your meowmy and bruffers and sisters too.

You is a bootiful kitty and we jus wants you to know we reely luvs you too.

My meowmy sez actions speek louder than words, so you must be "heerin" lots of luv actions at yur house.
 

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

Annie, sweet kitty, we so sorry you can't heer, but we bets you have good life with your meowmy and bruffers and sisters too.

You is a bootiful kitty and we jus wants you to know we reely luvs you too.

My meowmy sez actions speek louder than words, so you must be "heerin" lots of luv actions at yur house.
Tank you!
 

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sorry for the late replies, but thanks everybody for your kind comments about my autograph. i tried really hard and i had to try a few times.


you guyz

bridgey


look who replaced me in Meowmys signature
 

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Aw, you gots a pretty hanritin!
Lil Annie, we riting a storee tomorrow bout Ari, good lil white kitty wich, and this weeken, we wanna rite one bout YOU, ok??????

It callt, "Anniw, the Kitty wif speshul Powers!"

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

I okay. I dun even know wat hear is. I nevr "heared" notin afore. OH, I know wat luv feel like... meowmy luv me vury much, an so do gran-meowmy. I no you luvs me, an I luv alla yall too!
 

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Meowmy swimmin lotsa lots at park wear we gave her seezon pass for Meowmy Day. She swim haf a mile to one mile and float on laezee river and goze down water slide (yellow one, ovvers scary)

http://www.splashintheboro

We gard hous wile she gone and takes naps in alla rooms.

wut u up to, lil pretty bridgey?

Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

sooo what you kitties up to this weekend?

bridgey
 
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