Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

(((((Bridgey))))

We so proud to know a showgirl. We think you are just lovely, and we would love to see you more. Got any more pictures for us?

Now you rest up, lil sweet kitty.
We wuld be proud for u if u dint win nuthin, for you are the best!
All kitties booteeful!
Thas wunderful newz!

Now pleez come more an tell us how you and other kitties doin. K?
Yup, I will!
Thanks.

I think Meowmy Sam has a few more pictures of me. Hopefully she will upload them sometime this week.

bridgey
 

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Hey evfurrybody,
Who missed me? I know you all did.
Meowmy been reel busy lately and hasn't been lettin me use the pooter. But now I'm here, and so is my big, stinky brother!
What all you kitties up to?
Today, I was a very good girl and Oliver wasn't good AT ALL. He's been reel bad lately wakin up meowmy and daddy at nite cryin to come in da bedroom. Weer not allowed in da bedroom at nite anymore cuz we always wanna wrestle on da bed and meowmy and daddy dont like dat. Don' know why the don' like it, but who knows wif these crazy human types!
Tomorrow meowmy is workin from home so we get to spend allllll day wif her. She was home lots today too cuz she hurted her back and didn't wanna run around like she usually does on weekends wif her friends. Now she's gettin ready to go to bed and has a tummyache cuz she ate-d too much watermelon! Silly mom!

Well, what else is new wif youz kitties?
We promise we gonna start our gossip column reel soon!
Love and Kisses,
Emma aka "Midget McTinypants"
 

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Hi Kitties! sorry i not write in 2 whole days, but no time on sunday and yesterday the power was off and so meowmy couldn't turn the computer on! don't know why the power was off, but when it came back, meowmy jan was taking a nap. said she had to cuz i woke her at 4AM to suck face. but i loooove her!

well, i better get to reading and see what happened while i was away.

but before i do, i was so upset last night.
meowmy jan scrubbed my face. said it was dirty. use water and a washcloth. i'm surpriesed i even have any fur left left!
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi Kitties! sorry i not write in 2 whole days, but no time on sunday and yesterday the power was off and so meowmy couldn't turn the computer on! don't know why the power was off, but when it came back, meowmy jan was taking a nap. said she had to cuz i woke her at 4AM to suck face. but i loooove her!

well, i better get to reading and see what happened while i was away.

but before i do, i was so upset last night.
meowmy jan scrubbed my face. said it was dirty. use water and a washcloth. i'm surpriesed i even have any fur left left!
Dere Ari, don't get TOO mad at meowmy Jan, she don't gots good face washin tongue cuz human beans dont got ruff tongues like us. That why she had to use washcloth! Otherwise you face get all slimy
! Oh, Meowmy say to tell meomwy Jan she member of the week if she not noticed it
! yur friend lil jasper
 

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Oh, I can relate to this thread!

when I was a kitten I was quiet lean but in recent years the pounds have piled on and I have become quiet the volumptuous feline, I love it, It keeps me warm and I can use the extra weight to beat up pandy, I especially love to jump on her and feel her squirm muhahahah.

my people don't withhold food but have recently taken to calling me names such as fatty catty, chubba bubba, fatty bon and little tubba.

pandy is super skinny, waif like little thing who can eat anything, i'm thinking of slipping some protean powder into her food so she gains some weight and will know how i feel


a chubby cat is a cute cat though...right?




bonnie bon
 

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Originally Posted by pandybear

Oh, I can relate to this thread!

when I was a kitten I was quiet lean but in recent years the pounds have piled on and I have become quiet the volumptuous feline, I love it, It keeps me warm and I can use the extra weight to beat up pandy, I especially love to jump on her and feel her squirm muhahahah.

my people don't withhold food but have recently taken to calling me names such as fatty catty, chubba bubba, fatty bon and little tubba.

pandy is super skinny, waif like little thing who can eat anything, i'm thinking of slipping some protean powder into her food so she gains some weight and will know how i feel


a chubby cat is a cute cat though...right?



bonnie bon
Absolutely! my daddy iz fat, so my meowmy sayz. He getn bigr an bigr! But I lik it! More o him to play wif.

Annie
 

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welcome to my thread boniie bon bon! My name is Aristotle and I have taken over for my big bro Jasper T. wildcat. he went outside a month ago and hasn't come back.

you aren't nice for jumping on pandy! but i like it! i jump my meowmy jan sometimes . and meowmy lue also.

Anyway, i'm here and so are other kitties and we talk about lots of things besides food and diets. i'm just a kitten so i can eata all i want. especially if it have gravy.
i looooooove gravy.

hope you can post again sometime!
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

welcome to my thread boniie bon bon! My name is Aristotle and I have taken over for my big bro Jasper T. wildcat. he went outside a month ago and hasn't come back.

you aren't nice for jumping on pandy! but i like it! i jump my meowmy jan sometimes . and meowmy lue also.

Anyway, i'm here and so are other kitties and we talk about lots of things besides food and diets. i'm just a kitten so i can eata all i want. especially if it have gravy.
i looooooove gravy.

hope you can post again sometime!
hellooo aristotle!

sorry about your brother, i hope he comes home soon


jumping on pandy is pretty mean, i promise i will try to stop doing it


i love vegemite toast and pandy loves sushi, i haven't tried it yet but maybe soon, she says its yummy




bonnie
 

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No! Oh, deer...now meowmy bobie lukin funny and going to linen closet!
bye, we runnin unner bed!

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi Kitties! sorry i not write in 2 whole days, but no time on sunday and yesterday the power was off and so meowmy couldn't turn the computer on! don't know why the power was off, but when it came back, meowmy jan was taking a nap. said she had to cuz i woke her at 4AM to suck face. but i loooove her!

well, i better get to reading and see what happened while i was away.

but before i do, i was so upset last night.
meowmy jan scrubbed my face. said it was dirty. use water and a washcloth. i'm surpriesed i even have any fur left left!
 

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Hey, bonnie! we wanna ask u to come to reed our catnap stories, ok?
We happee to meet you, and pandy, too.

Shenandoah an Humble

Originally Posted by pandybear

Oh, I can relate to this thread!

when I was a kitten I was quiet lean but in recent years the pounds have piled on and I have become quiet the volumptuous feline, I love it, It keeps me warm and I can use the extra weight to beat up pandy, I especially love to jump on her and feel her squirm muhahahah.

my people don't withhold food but have recently taken to calling me names such as fatty catty, chubba bubba, fatty bon and little tubba.

pandy is super skinny, waif like little thing who can eat anything, i'm thinking of slipping some protean powder into her food so she gains some weight and will know how i feel


a chubby cat is a cute cat though...right?




bonnie bon
 

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Hiya I'm Joey!!

My meowmy fills up my two bowls 1 in her room and 1 in the main room every monday morning and that lasts me for the week because I eat smart!


The only thing I do that bugs my meowmy is turn on the CD player while she's trying to do something else! It's funny how fast she reacts when I turn it up! What can I say? I love the sound of rock n roll!!



Jack Daniels Joe
 

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Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Hey evfurrybody,
Who missed me? I know you all did.
Meowmy been reel busy lately and hasn't been lettin me use the pooter. But now I'm here, and so is my big, stinky brother!
What all you kitties up to?
Today, I was a very good girl and Oliver wasn't good AT ALL. He's been reel bad lately wakin up meowmy and daddy at nite cryin to come in da bedroom. Weer not allowed in da bedroom at nite anymore cuz we always wanna wrestle on da bed and meowmy and daddy dont like dat. Don' know why the don' like it, but who knows wif these crazy human types!
Tomorrow meowmy is workin from home so we get to spend allllll day wif her. She was home lots today too cuz she hurted her back and didn't wanna run around like she usually does on weekends wif her friends. Now she's gettin ready to go to bed and has a tummyache cuz she ate-d too much watermelon! Silly mom!

Well, what else is new wif youz kitties?
We promise we gonna start our gossip column reel soon!
Love and Kisses,
Emma aka "Midget McTinypants"
Hiya Emma! It is nice to hear from you.

Bridgey
 

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Hey, Joey!

We are so happy to meet you! We are Shenandoah and Humble!
U one smart kitty to do that!
We can take fon off huk and mess up larm clock so meowmy sleeps later.


U good to eat smart. Meowmy has to divvv ours our or else we'd stuyff ourselfs.

We on a DIE-it. We eacxh way 13 lbs and Mr. Vet wants us to way between 12-13 but NO MORE.

We hav thread wif catnap storees for you to reed before u take a nap!

Originally Posted by Lil_Axl_Gurl

Hiya I'm Joey!!

My meowmy fills up my two bowls 1 in her room and 1 in the main room every monday morning and that lasts me for the week because I eat smart!


The only thing I do that bugs my meowmy is turn on the CD player while she's trying to do something else! It's funny how fast she reacts when I turn it up! What can I say? I love the sound of rock n roll!!



Jack Daniels Joe
 

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Hiya Joey! Welcum!

Bridgey, that's k... an yur welcum!

Annie

Ari, I don wanna hert yur meowmy's feelins er nothing, but iz thair any sine of Jasper T? I REELY mis him! An I worried bout' him to!

CJ
 

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welocome joey kitten! i don't know about rock and roll music. my meowmies listen to old fashion music. or tv. they just watched a program about a famous dancer named gene kelly. I just slept in meowmy's arms.

hi bridgey! congratulations to you and meowmy sam on your prizes at the cat show! that is really exciting that you do so well.

i'm in trouble for trying to help jan with meowmy lue's sugar testing. i tried to pull the strip out of the machine and i also got in the box and tried to take off with a used sticky pointy thing. meowmy jan sure can yell loud!

sigh, kitty friends. so sign of mr. jasper t. wildcat.

ACK! OUCH! ARISTOTLE~!!!!!!!!! This is meowmy Jan. Master Aristotle has just lost his computer privileges for a day. He jumped up to my lap and in doing so scratched me very badly and dumped a couple of boxes. Let this be a lesson to you kitties out there. Watch where you are going and sheath those claws!
 

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Hello everkittn!!! Bella here! I have misst yu all so much! So much has happend since I wrot last time.

Meowmy and mistr Scott took Mika an me in a BIG LOUD truck for a few days. I didn like it at first, I got sick at my stumack the first day
an Meowmy had to let me out and clean my litl cage. Oncet I figured out the truck wasn gonna hurt me I desided to sleep until we got home, but we never came back home. Meowmy said we were gettin a NEW home. We stopped at a house wif a couple kitties I nevr saw and three big dawgs I did see, and Meowmy tol me that was Mika's new home, but she an I were going to ANOTHER home, with even more kitties.

Meowmy let me stay in her new bedroom for a cuple days, then I got to meet the new dog, Cinamin. He said I smelld differnt, but I was ok. The other kitties were REAL unfrenly at first but I showed 'em who's boss, and we all get along ok now.

I sur miss Mika, but my new kittyfrens here are showing me aroun outside - Meowmy lets me go outside by myself now!! So much new stuff to see!!!
 

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(((((Bella)))))
We mist you! We happee u rote! How citin, a new home!

Shenandpah an Humble

Originally Posted by RicaLynn

Hello everkittn!!! Bella here! I have misst yu all so much! So much has happend since I wrot last time.

Meowmy and mistr Scott took Mika an me in a BIG LOUD truck for a few days. I didn like it at first, I got sick at my stumack the first day
an Meowmy had to let me out and clean my litl cage. Oncet I figured out the truck wasn gonna hurt me I desided to sleep until we got home, but we never came back home. Meowmy said we were gettin a NEW home. We stopped at a house wif a couple kitties I nevr saw and three big dawgs I did see, and Meowmy tol me that was Mika's new home, but she an I were going to ANOTHER home, with even more kitties.

Meowmy let me stay in her new bedroom for a cuple days, then I got to meet the new dog, Cinamin. He said I smelld differnt, but I was ok. The other kitties were REAL unfrenly at first but I showed 'em who's boss, and we all get along ok now.

I sur miss Mika, but my new kittyfrens here are showing me aroun outside - Meowmy lets me go outside by myself now!! So much new stuff to see!!!
 
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