Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

Originally Posted by laureen227

i'm glad your house is warmr Big Jasper! its bin cold here to but not as cold as where you liv!



i'd luv to meet them, bridgey!

i wish i had more to say today...
Cable

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Same here Cable.... *sigh* might come back and see what everyone has been pawin' later!

Bridgey

Dere Grace, once when I was littlr, meowmy and I wuz playing with my fur ball on a string and pole, the rules is when I catches it, I gets to drag it around the house like a lion, and then bring it back to meowmy...but when I wuz draggin it, it got caught on a chair leg and then it jumped at me and the streachy string winded around my back paw....at first I tried to fight it but it was squeeziing me tighter and tighter and started hurtin me, so I tried to run away from it but it followed me everywhere, just like the bad bag that caught you. The more it squeeshed my leg the more scared I got and the faster I ran until finally meowmy caught me and petted me, then she made the string let go of my leg. After that she din't let me drag the toy on the floor without her being right there to grab it. yur new friend jasper

Hewoe ebbyone I am Mabby....hee hee...My brothar Doofus could no remember what place he had been too and wrote...But I have seen Mamma go here tons of times so I did it all by myself...yaaaay ..I am good at computer, my daddy who i love bunches plays computer for money so me and my brothas can eat..I watch him when he does the computer.....so now I am good like him...well almost..........Emmet doofus and me got into a fight earlier...but momma stopped it...even though she hurt her ankle......My brother doofus thinks he is a potato..he digs in dirt and when mommy and daddy have baked potatos he always drags them off there plates...cause he thinks they are his ansestors...my brother is very silly........
Emmet my older brotha has had to go to the vet bad place...I had only been there once but I was very tiny and can no remember...But my big brothar Emmet has had to be in there alot cause he was sicky in his belly...he said they stuck tubes in a place that i was too young to hear about...they fink I am soo little but imma almost 8 months old.....I dont like when they call me baby...except when daddy calls me his wittle baby.....that makes me happy cause i love daddy..well nice to talk to you at TCS...i will get my brothar Emmet to talk next...though hes not as good at computer as i am...

Wow, Grace! Sounds like you had a scaryday! I've been lucky and not had the bags get caught on me, but meowmy had a cat who would walk around with the bag handles around him. He didn't mind! Crazy cat...

Did your meowmy wrap anything and put your name on it? Meowmy says my present is the van's new engine which will let her go and get my cat food.

Well, guys, I tried to talk grandmeowmy into giving me a second supper, but she only gave me a small handful of dry. Phooey...

Hi, Mabby! I heard about Emmett and what had to be done to his - um - "dipstick". If our little Alexander had been older, they could have done that to him. But he was just too young. Good for your meowmy that Emmett was grown up and the vet could help him. And remind Doofus to post every now and then.

Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

welcome to the world wide litter box! oh no a diat! i feel so sory for u. sam mummy gives me all the food i want, but im only 6 weeks and 1 day old - and my cat meowmy soph lets me suckle off her when i'm thirsty - can food sure is good tho, hmm i feel like some right now!

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lo kitns, this is la princesita agin. that diat thing is ok cuz katie sed it wuz hippycrickel cuz shes fat to! she puts won bowl on flor n all 4 of us eat whatevr we want.

bijou u r so hansum blu eyes im blu eyes to, but im no hansum im cute cute cute!!!! bijou may-b you hep Mika make a mesage to, ok?

i haf litl sista to, named Daisy. we are fostrs and Daisy most got dopted but katie wrote nice lady how luvble we r and how we luv each other n she sed betr we say together with katie! katie laff and screem at self

im not worryd bout dopted cuz katie sez im mis-chef-us scamp and ned to much dis-plin to find a home ezy. she put me in bedrum sumtimes for time out, she thinks i don like that, but i don care. i slep til Daisy cries in front of door than we romp moor! Katie is a sucker for Daisy cuz she not mis-chef-us scamp.

acshely, im may-b not kitn! im more than Daisy and she is 8 months!

bridgie, kep more sindn letrs.

gud luck every1! la princesita

Hi Grace. That happened to me once too, but meowmy saved me. It was scary though so I know what you mean.

Princecita, thank you for the compliment. I bet you are really, really cute!

I got real mad at Mika last night and meowmy said I was too rough and put Mika in sissy's room for a time out. I just didn't want her sitting on the top part of MY cat tree. That's my spot and she always tries to go there.

Meowmy and sissy won't let us spend the day together yet though - only when they are home. Meowmy says she is afraid we might play too rough and one of us get hurt by accident.

Daddy said if the weather was sunny this weekend he would take pictures of me in the snow so I can show all you kitties what fun it is to play in the snow. Meowmy says I'm the only cat she knows that doesn't like a lot of heat. Mika likes to be all cuddled up with her meowmy but I like to be cool. Heh, heh, I'm cool - get it!

Originally Posted by Emma's Friend


Hey, this is Grace. A very scarey thing happened to me the other day. She got my head out of the hole, see? It was very scarey. Kitties shouldn't wear plasic bag capes.
Has anything like that ever happened to one of you guys?

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kinda... i got my head stuk ina tishu box! i wuz lookn inside to see if there wuz enything intresting in it, & my head got stuck! i ran out to where meowmy cud see me, & she cot me & got it off! she sed it got stuk becuz my ears are big!

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Daddy said if the weather was sunny this weekend he would take pictures of me in the snow so I can show all you kitties what fun it is to play in the snow.

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YAY!!!! i'm lookn forward to those pix, Bijou!

welcome to our talky thred, princestita....?

bridgey, teach yur littermates how to type!!!!

see y'all soon,

luv,
Cable

Hey you everyone at??..(where am I again)....oh yes TCS...it is Doooofus again...I missed here though it took me a while to know where here was...anyways my brother and sister got into the stocking with the yummy green stuff that we love.....mommy have to clean it up...but it was too late....us kitties were high as ummmm...kitties....mommy hid the yummy green stuff some where else......then we all jumped around and playd with eachother then we gots sleeppy and we all went to sleep..heyy where am I???....ooooo mabby said i am at TCS...i love this place...how are all of you..My brother emmet is doing much better and has no gone to the place that i like but they dont in a long time...i and mabby tried to get him on here...but hes shy...but he sayd hello...My daddy brought me home a new toy....it was for all ikitties but mabby is scard at it...and emmet likes his yummy green stuff toy...so daddy gave it to me...then we playd for a real long time...then daddy gave me a back flip...i love back flips..........Heyy where am I ......TCS???..i hope so cause i love that place......well I am gonna go play with mabby now..and emmet too...bye

Doofus

Hey, Doofster! Nice to hear from you again. You sure were bad kitties for getting into your Christmas stocking! Who got it down? Was it up realy high? Meowmy's niece had a kitty who jumped straight up 6 feet to get to a feather duster. He killed it. Have to protect the world from evil feather dusters.

Oh, don't forget you were going to play with Mabby and Emmett.

lo kitns, im la princesita gin, n my growed-up cat Graycie told me bout when she got caught by a hidie place thing with a trap like Grace. she startd runn to, like Grace, reel fast n it follerd to like Grace, but this hidie thing had nother trap and it got her back leg! She was kickn n hissn n scratchn n u no what Katie did? She laf! Shes men sumtim, but she got Graycie out and now Graycie lafs, to. Katie calls us her there-p cats cos we mak her laf all times.

day was bad awful day at bad place. they took my blud n nedel n witd for blu dot to sho up. it did so im ok to be dopted. i was so mad at katie i almos bite her so the man put a mask on me n i culdn bite her. im hom now and getn slepy.

Jasper -- u sownd so funner.... i wan b your freind, ok?

la princesita

Sure Princess, I'll be your friend. I'm funny, huh. Glad I could make you laugh. Sorry you had to get poked, but at least it was for a good cause? Hope you had a good nap.

Boy, I'm full. I not only ate a can of cat food, but also got a couple of spoonfuls of meowmy's mac-n-cheese. Good stuff! Now I'm off for my post supper nap. Think I'll take it on grandmeowmy's bed.

Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

Hey, you guys! Just find the bag and then tear it open! That's what I do.
I tore into the cat food bag the other day and had a great time - until "she" came home. -Grace

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I did that with the treaty bag while she was having dinner teehee!
you should have seen the look on my meomys face when she came in.
coz i had eaten half of the pack hehehehe

Teufel! You are a little "devil"! Were the treats tasty? Meowmy got me some more salmon flavored ones. My favorite. I could eat the whole thing!

Hi, everyone! Our mommy just found out about this thread and she's really sorry... We watch her when she sits infront of this shiny box and we think the box makes her crazy. She suddenly laughs, then cries and once in a while gets mad at the air. Your meowmies do that too?
Oh yeah, forgot to intro ourselves!
I am Joji, and with me are my roommates Skinny, QT (she's a bully. ) and Wawa.

we's starvin too!!! our meowmy said we can't have mor food tonite because it 3 in the mornin but we's SO hungry!!! she thinks 8 cans of wet food is enough but its so not! when we told her she says "just be happy you get the wet food every night. you could be getting only dry"

She wouldnt do thats to us would she?!? we's scared!

Grace- we teared open the food bag the others day. meowmy was not happy with us. My mommy Gracie was eatin outs it and she got a tap on the tushie.

so hows do we get mor food from our meowmy? any ideas?

-Claire and the other kitties

Originally Posted by palisades

we's starvin too!!! our meowmy said we can't have mor food tonite because it 3 in the mornin but we's SO hungry!!! she thinks 8 cans of wet food is enough but its so not! when we told her she says "just be happy you get the wet food every night. you could be getting only dry"

She wouldnt do thats to us would she?!?

we's scared!

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lo claire and the other kitns, im la princesita. how many kitns are u? 8 cans! Last night Katie gave us 2 cans for all 4 of us to share, but mos times we only get dry. She puts on flor in bowl and we eats all we want. we want can, to, but Katie say she hafta eat to.

Jasper T. and Jasper, i luv you guys, you make me so funnee laf so much.
i wish i had rabit skin but i do have rabit fur mice and they are fun! i throw up so hi and then ponce on it! i awways get it! but you brave brave guy with hole rabit skin to cary like lion. You big man kitn.

hey guys, this is Graycie -- I had the venture with cave trap thing Princess told you bout. Don't blieve that La Princesita stuff. She is Princess here.
Our frein Vikie call her that n it went to her head. Sumtimes she is just a little brat anyway.

Hey I ben redin bout Bijou go outside in snow. Bijou I want to go outside, too, but Katie won let me. I use go outside, but Vikie saw me acros the big stret lookiin for mice in ivy and told Katie. Katie cme and call me and I went to tell her bout the mice. Shes not laf like usual, just pick me up and tell me its not safe to cross the street, that Im just cat and mite get hurted. But I ask you: HOW CAN I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE WITHOUT CROSSIN THE STRET? Katie dosnt make since somtimes. So now I stuk inside all time. I beg and beg and sit in fron door and look xtra cute so she says Im her butteful cat but no let me outside.

Know how Princess got her name? When she come to the gardin little boy next door want her, he nam her Princess like Disney Princess, but his mom sed Eric canot keep her, and Katie brote her upstairs. We have a long tall narrow window, and one day Eric see Princess in window. Now he thinks Princess is prisoner in tower! He tryd to get Katie to rescue her!

Oh, Katie's comin, I'm goin to door and look cute! See ya!

Hope Katie didn't catch you at the computer, Graycie!

Oh, boy more kitties to correspond and complain about our humans with!! Welcome to Yayi and Palisade's bunch.

Well, today is sunny and my meowmy said it was too cold to go outside. No snow here, but man on the TV said maybe Wednesday. But I doubt I will be able to go out. I must check my territory on a regular basis!

Hi everybody. Daddy didn't get pitchers of me this weekend, he sed it wuz toooooo cold. He said it wuz minus 27 degrees C - I guess that's cold. Meowmy's car woodn't start this mornin and she had to call this big truck to come and carry her car away. Yesterday daddy's car got sick too and he had to take it to a garage. So I guess I don't get to go for no car rides for a few days.

Have all you other kitties found where your meowmy hid your presents? I haven't found me and Mika's yet but I'm still lookin.

OMG you guys! I found the whole BAG of presents for me and Ophelia yesterday!!!! It sure smelled like stuff for us! Meowmy was looking for something in her closet and broughted out a few bags and put them on the bed while she was looking for something. I sniffed at each one, and I KNEW the one what was for us. I tried and tried to open the bag, but I couldn't get it open before Meowmy came back. She said we could have our presents later this week, and we're gonna have something for Christmas dinner that we like too. We like the smell of turkey, but we don't eat it, so I don't know for sure what we're having. But it sounds yummy!

When's this Christmas thing again? I want it to be NOW!!

Trent