Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

SWEETHEARTS

We already rote yu message but our purter not put in up. Sorry, we rite agin.

We happy meowmy Bobbie feeling better . Now yu can nap wile she watch TV an reed gud books. Wot she reeding? Our meowmy sez tell her she jus finish Plainsong by Kent Haruf. She sez it reel gud slice of life book. She won tell us wot that meens. She sez yur meowmy know.

Yu gots new toy? Is it lotsa fun? Can yu plae wif it alone or only wif meowmy? We likes it bes wen meowmy plaes wif us. She so gud at plaeing wif birdie that fly up hi in the hier.

We think it funny meowmy Jan watch cookin shows then go to freezer an find frozen dinner. Our meowmy wood do that too if we had cookin shows on TV.

We got news bout Daisy an it reel sprizing to us. Daisy's daddy uses the SUCK MONSTER an Daisy think it game! She attacks the SUCK MONSTER, an tries to kill it! Her meowmy an daddy think it reel cute. Meowmy Susie sez Daisy not skeered of enything. (I bet she still skeered of carrier, tho.)

Daisy luvs looking out big windo that like wall. She watches the bugs, an butterflies an birdies alla time. One time she foun a lil hole in the screen an went outside. It gud thing her meowmy saw her an opened the windo. Daisy walked back in. Her mewomy closed the windo an got that hole fixed riteaway. Meowmy Susie skeered Daisy chase sumthing an get lost or hurt. Us too.

Daisy luvs her daddy. She sleeps on top of him an gives him kisses wif her nose. He luvs her too.

Thas all bout Daisy.

Yur sweethearts, Graycie, Go Go an also Norton

P.S. Norton still meow-wowing alla time. He crie an crie an trie to open door wif his paws. Meowmy won let him out coz of Mr. Flores an his slingshot. We wish he get reported agin. Then mayb he go to court. We wonner if he ever paid his fine.

Hey sweethearts and all kitties!

Meowmy Bobbie sez she feels like krap.
Shenandoah wuldn't let her sleepo. he was buggin her all nite long.
She most called in sik but dint.
dang, the plan dint work!

sumthin rong wif one of the human litter boxes. sooer smell cumin up, and sink bubbles. she call mr. brown (but he is wite), the plummer to come.

he nos where key is.

thas all the newz here.

Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Hi Jasper T.

Are you cited bout yur new kitn like lil Jasper is?

We are cited , too.

We looking forward to all the hijinks the new lil kitns make in yur houses. Kitns are so cute wen they plae all round the place.

We can hardly wate. An all the cute picshures too. Go Go specially cited cos new kitn look like her.

Tell meowmy Jan congratulations on winning captions.

..maybe meowmy Katie will show them to us, later!

We know bout how the wether all changin all time. It same heer, cept not so cold ever. It all overcast an to us it cold. Meowmy don't even have wooly socks to wear! But she wear cotton ones wen it get cold at nite -- Go Go sleep at end of bed an she put her feet unner Go Go. Go Go don care, sumtimes she even purr.

Our meowmy step on us sumtimes an we hafta yell at her to stop! We always get lotsa of lovies that way.

Yur fren, Graycie

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Originally Posted by carolcat

I am kind of saded too. First because it is rainin here again so it is grey and gloomy. Second because earlier today meowmy was sittin at the table eatin and she moved her chair a little and the chair leg was on my TAIL FUR!!

. Meowmy dint know it wuz but she could see I wuz actin funny, first I got up and started to move, then sit down REEL fast..then jump sidways kinda wierd

. Then meowmy look down and see BIG hunk of my bootiful TAIL FUR caught undre BAD CHAIR and PULLED OUT

.

Meowmy jump up and picked me up, she loved on me and say "sorry Jasper, sorry sorry sorry

" But now I in a BAD mood cuz my tail sore from gettin furs PULLLED out

. An I thot meowmy was gonna tell me secret today but she says she have to wait still

, I am havin a bad day, so I am gonna take a nap, yur friend lil jasper

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dere hansum jasper
i is so sorree your bootiful tale got hurted. meowmy steppd on mine las nite, but she jumpd off rite away so it didnt hurted it too bad like yours - i didnt loose any furs!
i hope your tale gets bettr fas!
luv,
Cable

Eww! H & S have got a broken human litter pan? Peeee-Yuuuuuuuu! Careful about bugging your meowmy Shenandoah. Remember she has to work so she can buy cat food and treats and toys and a nice place to sleep. At least wait til Saturday or Sunday morning.

He hee, meowmy's nephew had a Marine Drill Instructor who was named White but he was black! Strange humans....

Hi Daisy, Go-Go, and Norton! Wow, Lil Daisy likes the suck monster? That kitty needs a-talkin'-to! Well, I guess I'm not much better because I don't mind the noisy blow dryer when grandmeowmy uses it. Anyways it's always good to hear about Daisy and that she loves her daddy and meowmy.

As for the new kitten, well, I'm not sure I'm excited. What if he decides he wants my meowmy, too? We'll see after he gets here. Meowmy sure hopes he doesn't have the same problem that Alexander had. That would make her and grandmeowmy so sad.

The sun is out and it's getting warmer. I think I like warm better than cold.

Meowmy is excited again. She thinks she has another winning caption. If I can only get her that excited about cleaning up my litter box.

Thanks Cable, it feel bettr today. I am glad yur tail didn't get hurted lots like mine did, meomwys need to be more careful!! >:-<

Hi evry1! My Al is duin beter! He iz sterting to walk a litle. My meow-my has to help, but at leest he's walkin! He walked a litle on his own today. About half, as those humans call it, a foot. When my meowmy helps him, he walkz about a hole foot. Please, continu to saze kitty prayers, and pleeze ask your meowmys to pray for him, 2! Thank-you!

CJ

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Hi evry1! My Al is duin beter! He iz sterting to walk a litle. My meow-my has to help, but at leest he's walkin! He walked a litle on his own today. About half, as those humans call it, a foot. When my meowmy helps him, he walkz about a hole foot. Please, continu to saze kitty prayers, and pleeze ask your meowmys to pray for him, 2! Thank-you!

CJ

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So glad to hear liitle Al is doing better. We're still sending lots of purr prayers to him so that maybe he'll be running soon! (then we'll send good vibes to meowmy Cassie so she can keep up with him.

Us and meowmy bobbie all are praying for the little Al!

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Hi evry1! My Al is duin beter! He iz sterting to walk a litle. My meow-my has to help, but at leest he's walkin! He walked a litle on his own today. About half, as those humans call it, a foot. When my meowmy helps him, he walkz about a hole foot. Please, continu to saze kitty prayers, and pleeze ask your meowmys to pray for him, 2! Thank-you!

CJ

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, Jasper! That's tru! Meowmy will have her paws ful!

Thankz, S & H, and meowmy Bobbie, I preciate it!

CJ

Three times today, I've gone in my room to check on Al and to feed him, and he's already eating ALL ON HIS OWN!

~~Cassie

Dere CJ and Billy, that great news, we still prayin for him here too. GO lil A, you can do it! :-)

Wut wunderful newz bout lil Al! We prayin for that sweet kitty!

Morning, Kitties! It's a rainy one here, so no going outside for me. The weather change is giving meowmy a sinus headache so I may have some nursing duties later.

Wonderful news about Al! He is eating on his own. Yay! Go Baby Al!

How are the rest of you kitties doing?

Originally Posted by gemlady

Morning, Kitties! It's a rainy one here, so no going outside for me. The weather change is giving meowmy a sinus headache so I may have some nursing duties later.

Wonderful news about Al! He is eating on his own. Yay! Go Baby Al!

How are the rest of you kitties doing?

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Good news about Al. We is reel happy.

We are OK but we needs to ask bout the thong! When is you gettin the thong? We wants to see!

I wanted to ask you JT- what do you likes chasin the most when you is outside?

I likes the squirrels cuz they cuss and make noises at me.

good afternoon kitties!

such good news about Al!

my sisters and brother are two weeks old tomorrow. i'll tell meowmy Sam to take some pictures of them today and to put the pics of Bridgey up from the show! sometimes she can be so slack.

it's a beautiful sunny day here in Wellington, NZ!

bridgey

Rain, rain, rain and cold temperatures. Not as cold as last weekend, but still... Meowmy and I curled up for an afternoon nap. At least her headache went away.

I mostly chase moles and mice and the occasional rabbit and squirrel. Squirrels don't dare cuss at me. I am MIGHTY HUNTER!!! I also chase any stray female in my territory..

As for that thong, Bijou, you never know when...

glad to hear that your Meowmy Jan is better Jasper.

Meowmy Sam said she is worried about Unky Elmo, she hasn't seen him all day and didn't see him yesterday even tho Meowmy Sams Meowmy saw him. If you could send some vibes that Unky Elmo homes home we would be real happy.

bridgey

Hi Bridgey! Uncle Elmo gets to go outside, too? Well, hurry home Elmo! YOu are missed!

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi Bridgey! Uncle Elmo gets to go outside, too? Well, hurry home Elmo! YOu are missed!

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Yup Jasper, he does. Thanks! He's only been missing for 24 hours but I am real worried bout him.

bridgey

we r wunnderful now we heer Al is better! We still praying!

Lil Bridgey, how is our winner in our harts?

Originally Posted by gemlady

Morning, Kitties! It's a rainy one here, so no going outside for me. The weather change is giving meowmy a sinus headache so I may have some nursing duties later.

Wonderful news about Al! He is eating on his own. Yay! Go Baby Al!

How are the rest of you kitties doing?

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