a friend sent this to me today - and its so true -
1. The cat is not allowed in the house.
2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The cat is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The cat can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. OK, the cat is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The cat can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The cat can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The cat can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the cat.
1. The cat is not allowed in the house.
2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The cat is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The cat can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. OK, the cat is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The cat can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The cat can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The cat can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the cat.
