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some of you may have already seen this but it was just sent to me by a friend - and I couldnt stop laughing

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the couple's multimillion dollar home, and since the man's lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,
during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. People stopped coming over to visit...

Repairmen refused to work in the house .The maid quit...Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back... Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on the price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth... But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... including the curtain rods.
post #2 of 7
nice I love the ending. I saw this sortve replayed in a movie "A Tale of Two Wives" where the man has a wife in America and another in Europe - and they do this to his office to pay him back.. but its still funny reading it again
post #3 of 7
hehehehehehehehe That's a great story!!! I'll have to remember that so I can never use it!
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post #5 of 7
I saw that the other week! I love it!!

Thanks for sharing!
post #6 of 7
There was a programme on t.v. the other week about men and women in the UK getting revenge on their cheating partners and one woman did a very similar thing with shrimps and the curtain rod, not to mention cutting off a leg from his trousers, an arm off his shirts. And another woman who's husband had very expensive wines in his cellar, delivered a bottle to everyones doorsteps in the village

Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned!!!

I'm pleased my husband didn't do anything like that to me when i left him
post #7 of 7
Look how smart us women are!!
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