Hilarious!! It's good to know that we all share common ground with this, isn't it?
My business partner was here for 3 weeks last month and was sleeping on an air mattress in the living room. I came out for some water at like 3 in the morning and he was on the VERY uncomfortable couch, not sleeping at all. I asked him why he wasn't on the nice air mattress and he looked at it, longingly...where my cat, Moth, was stretched out right across the middle of it. I laughed so hard I spit the water out
She looks so happy, he said! OI!!
He was miserable all night...and the next day - but Moth was a happy girl!