Funny t-shirts

I think there are a few we can all relate to.

WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS:

(On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.

I'M STILL HOT ...
IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS
FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.

MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

LIFE IS SHORT MAKE FUN OF IT.

I'M NOT 50.
I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

I NEED SOMEBODY BAD!!
ARE YOU BAD?

PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.

IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

KEEP STARING ... I MAY DO A TRICK.

WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.

CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.

LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE
THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.

LOL I like the one that says Dangerously Under-medicated

I like - I'M STILL HOT ... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES

Ok now I know Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m old. I've been have problems with my vision and my family history for serious eye is extensive. I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be young and OMG gorgeous. He looked in my eyes and told me I have great looking retinas. WOW that is exactly what I wanted to hear.

brilliant

very amusing...

I like :WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC To funny

I have a T-shirt that has a very mean looking cat on it and below the cat it says: I'm out of estrogen and have a handgun. Any Questions?

to funny

That was fun!

LOL! I love them. Especially the cat related ones!

My favorite is the one about the earth!