OK, well I can do the reasons why Cats are Better than Men....
Cats actually make you feel better when you have a headache.
Cats never leave the seat up (Although that's not a problem in my house!) or the lights on in every room in the house.
Cats don't bring up the other cats in your life before from they met you.
Cats don't expect you to spend the same amount of money on them as you do on yourself.
Cats are pretty much always happy to see you when you come home....well, Trent is anyway.
Now I'll defer to Marge's question (which I didn't want to answer anyway....)
5 signs it's time for a new President.