Cinderella & Bob the Cat
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with
the now dead prince, she happily sits in her rocking chair, watching the
world go by from her front porch, with her cat Bob for companionship.
One day out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
After some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first
wish: "The prince was wonderful but not much of an investor. I'm living hand
to mouth, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish
I were young and full of beauty and youth. At once, her wish became
reality,and her beautiful young visage returned.
And the fairy godmother spoke: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to Bob the cat, "I wish for you to
transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella enjoy
your new life." And the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each
other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in
her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned
close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered......................
"I bet now you're sorry you neutered me."
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with
the now dead prince, she happily sits in her rocking chair, watching the
world go by from her front porch, with her cat Bob for companionship.
One day out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
After some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first
wish: "The prince was wonderful but not much of an investor. I'm living hand
to mouth, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish
I were young and full of beauty and youth. At once, her wish became
reality,and her beautiful young visage returned.
And the fairy godmother spoke: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to Bob the cat, "I wish for you to
transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella enjoy
your new life." And the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each
other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in
her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned
close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered......................
"I bet now you're sorry you neutered me."
