Some laughter to start the day.

I thought I,d tell you a few jokes to start the day with,here goes:

What's the difference between an escaped guinea pig and a cold?
It,s easy to catch a cold!

Why could,nt the farmer telephone the chicken?
It was eggs-directory!

Which animal dose a cold penguin want to be?
A little Otter

What goes 100mph and lives underground?
A mole on a motorbike!

I know there terrible jokes LOL, I can can almost hear you sighing ,I,m sure you can all do better than me



Jackie, the terrible joke teller

Jackie,
You made me smile on a horrible day and that's something! You did brighten my day! Thanx a bunch!

Thanks Jackie they were cute. I would love to tell a joke but I can never remember it five mins after I hear it.

Those jokes where ok.

Thank you Billie,Elinor,Griffin and Tiptop,your jokes were really funny Tiptop.I loved the kids test ,it rang many bells,so funny and so true ,thank you so much for making me LOL!!

Jackie

I,ve just thought of a little joke I know!

3 guinea pigs went to a restaurant,the first gp asked for carrots,the second gp asked for cabbage and the third gp asked for a glass of water.After they had finished,the first gp asked the waiter for strawberry's,the second gp asked for peaches and the third piggy asked for a glass of water.
At this point,the waiter asked the third gp,"why do you only wan't water"the third gp replied "well someones got to wee wee wee all the way home

Tiptop,that was hilarious,I must tell that joke to my daughters,they loved the ugly baby joke

Jackie

Tiptop,I don,t think I,ll be telling my daughters those last 2 jokes :laughing2:.Ahhh,don't worry Catarina,my elder brother tells me ummmm,cheeky jokes!! ,hes terrible!

Jackie

Phil....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Goooood one bud....:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Tiptop,have you any more ummm,how can I put this,ummm clean jokes?:laughing: :laughing2

Jackie