APB ON ESCAPED RUSSIAN-BLUE SISTERS
The escaped catvicts are known by the male-names “Ari†and “Sullyâ€. Since being adopted as kittens from a local rescue organization, police believe these girls have wisely taken on the unusual names in order to elude investigators.
(However wise they may be though, Ari insists on wearing purple and Sully insists on wearing red, apparently indicating that Martha Stewart-like colour-coordination is important for these partners in crime.)
Detective George says, “These girls are smart. Too smart. They give the Siamese a run for their money. And theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve got looks too.â€
Detective Donna adds, “Forget the Olsen twins. Never mind the Hilton sisters. Weâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re talking furrylicious here. We know whoâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s behind the real purrs.â€
According to police, the troublemakers were initially seen at a local watering hole...
The escaped catvicts are known by the male-names “Ari†and “Sullyâ€. Since being adopted as kittens from a local rescue organization, police believe these girls have wisely taken on the unusual names in order to elude investigators.
(However wise they may be though, Ari insists on wearing purple and Sully insists on wearing red, apparently indicating that Martha Stewart-like colour-coordination is important for these partners in crime.)
Detective George says, “These girls are smart. Too smart. They give the Siamese a run for their money. And theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve got looks too.â€
Detective Donna adds, “Forget the Olsen twins. Never mind the Hilton sisters. Weâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re talking furrylicious here. We know whoâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s behind the real purrs.â€
According to police, the troublemakers were initially seen at a local watering hole...