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This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash. So,
it's an even trade.

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You
will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine." She will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot, at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
stay content.

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble.

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth. So, be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks
A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong, after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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I can see how some men might need this dictionary. Must say I don't use those with hubby though - we actually talk about things
post #3 of 8
Thats neat! I will use it as a guide! Tell me when they make the Spanish-Women, Women-Spanish dictionary. I really need one of those!
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I love it! Highlight of my day and I TOTALLY agree! thanks
post #5 of 8
Oh yes, i've used them a few times

Not forgetting to mention the word 'WHATEVER'!!!
post #6 of 8
Susan, I was going to say the same thing! They forgot to include "Whatever" to which there is NO retort that is valid and that signals the end of the argument that lasted five minutes after "Fine" was somehow ignored by the male. "Whatever" is the absolute last word in an argument, anything said after constitutes a new argument.
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this is so true! I usually would use the phrase " up to you " similar meaning to "whatever"...
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