The Affairs of Cats
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"In a catâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message -and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" -- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -- ?
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." -- ?
"Cats aren't clean, theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re just covered with cat spit." -- ?
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"In a catâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message -and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" -- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -- ?
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." -- ?
"Cats aren't clean, theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re just covered with cat spit." -- ?
