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WARNING! This is NOT a hoax

post #1 of 13
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Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. While that was an "urban legend", this one is not. It's happening every day.

I'm sending this "warning" out to a few of my closest friends. You too may have been a victim - read on.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night of July 3rd a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been wholly, if imperfectly, mine for years? Whose thighs were these? What happened to mine?

I spent the entire summer looking for them. I searched, in vain, at pools and beaches, anywhere I might find female limbs exposed. I became obsessed. I had nightmares filled with cellulite and flesh that turns to bumps in the night. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.

Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My rear end was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than the original) to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.

Now my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning while fixing my hair, I watched, horrified but fascinated, as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.

This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced, cleverly and fiendishly, one section at a time. In the end, in deepening despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?

Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age was supposed to creep up, unnoticed and intangible, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked, repeatedly and without warning. That's why I've decided to share my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! That isn't really "plastic" those surgeons are using. You know where they're getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again! Was it lifted from you?

Check out those tummy tucks and buttocks raisings. Look familiar? Are those your eyelids on that movie star?
I think I finally may have found my thighs...and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is NOT a hoax! This is happening to women in every town every night. Warn your friends!
post #2 of 13
LOL I will consider myself warned!
post #3 of 13
I have already had this happen to me, my thighs, my stomach, my rear, my arms, my back, and my chest! I wonder who has my body?
post #4 of 13
So THAT's what happened to my body!
post #5 of 13
Oh god,thats me alright!!. This be the reason why i renewed my contract at the gym to 'TRY' and get my body back again!
post #6 of 13
Whilst I am deeply sorry for your loss I fear this also started to happen to me some years back. Yes I went to sleep and lo a behold woke up with bottom half of 'old ladies body'. I have kept quiet about it for fear of being targeted by further thevies. I kept my arms covered but again it did no good, the minute I was asleep 'BAM' they struck again.
I am slowly coming to terms with the switch but am ever vigilant - what next I ask myself. They have my legs, arms, tummy and rear end. I have sleepness nights trying to hold onto my face with a variety of lotions and potions but I fear if I drop my guard it will be swapped too.
Just hang on in there and know that you are not alone in this and keep your guard up.
post #7 of 13
Thats what happened to me too!

I would like to find those thieves and prosecute them!
post #8 of 13
LOL! If they want to pay me good money for those parts fine, otherwise back off buddy!
post #9 of 13
ROFL! I never looked like anybody in my family, but the past year or two I've been wondering if my grandmother, who died 22 years ago, has been trying to come back - the older I get, the closer the resemblance (are those "jowls" forming?)!!!
post #10 of 13
LOL!!!! iT IS SAD BUT TRUE iy is creeping in at the tender age of 47.....
post #11 of 13
That is sick it dont be long ot this site
post #12 of 13
Thread Starter 
angel, if you read it through, it's just a joke.

I'm sorry you find it sick.
post #13 of 13
so that's what happened.....
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