That's it. I've gone completely cat crazy.

gareth

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TBH it's been touch and go for a few years. 

However, this is a 'conversation' that just happened in our house

Loki: Miaow!

Gareth: "Not a chance buddy, I've already fed you. you can wait until lunchtime"

Loki: MIAOW!

Gareth: "Dude, what did I tell you? it's not happening. Go and find your sister and play with her.

Loki: M I A O W !!!!!!

Gareth. "I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU!"

Loki then huffs and wanders off, and my wife and I continue what we are doing thinking nothing unusual had happened. After a moment we notice an awkward silence in the room. Our two (non cat loving)  friends are sitting there looking like they are trying to decide whether to be afraid or call the emergency services for help.

Sigh. I'm officially now just staff.
 
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