Hi. My name is Murphy. When people come over to my house to visit, they say I'm such a sweet, pretty kitty. They are wrong. I don't know why they don't understand.
My brother is a kitty, but I'm not. I'm a people. I watch Mommy and Daddy and they kiss each other, so I lift my face up in preparation for a kiss. And then I kiss just like they do. And I sleep stretched out against Mommy like a people. I don't know why everyone keeps insisting I'm a kitty. I wrap my front legs around Mommy's neck and she carries me just like she carries the little girl people.
See? That's how peoples sleep. And I'm a people.
On second thought, I think Connor is a people, too. Yes, we are sweet and handsome but we are peoples. Not kitties.
My brother is a kitty, but I'm not. I'm a people. I watch Mommy and Daddy and they kiss each other, so I lift my face up in preparation for a kiss. And then I kiss just like they do. And I sleep stretched out against Mommy like a people. I don't know why everyone keeps insisting I'm a kitty. I wrap my front legs around Mommy's neck and she carries me just like she carries the little girl people.
See? That's how peoples sleep. And I'm a people.
On second thought, I think Connor is a people, too. Yes, we are sweet and handsome but we are peoples. Not kitties.