Well my sister,Kittywarden, bless her heart sent me these to help with the stress I have been under these last 2 months and still will have major stress until April 15th
I like all of these and will have to use some of them
Things to say when stressed at w*rk
"You realize speaking to me before I have had my morning coffee is a VERY bad idea !"
“Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
"You say I'm a b**ch like it's a bad thing?!"
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
"This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
"I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left"
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
"Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"
"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
“Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet."
"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
"Earth is full. Go home."
"Aw, did I step on your poor, little bitty ego?"
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
"Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
Things to say when stressed at w*rk
"You realize speaking to me before I have had my morning coffee is a VERY bad idea !"
“Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
"You say I'm a b**ch like it's a bad thing?!"
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
"This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
"I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left"
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
"Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"
"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
“Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet."
"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
"Earth is full. Go home."
"Aw, did I step on your poor, little bitty ego?"
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
"Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
