TRECE FORMAS EN QUE LA BIBLIA FUERA DIFERENTE SI SE HUBIESE ESCRITO POR ESTUDIANTES DE LA UPR
1. Judas hubiese traicionado a Jesús no por dinero, sino por un examen viejo de Cálculo.
2. En vez de terminar en un portal, MarÃ:censor:a y JosÃ[emoji]169[/emoji] hubiesen acabado en un hospedaje de Terrace y hubiesen tenido que compartir el cuarto con 8 personas y un solo baño.
3. La razón por la que construyeron la Torre de Babel hubiese sido para escapar de la peste a malta.
4. La torre de Babel hubiera sido responsabilizada por tener que tomar inglÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]s de prepa y hacer los aburridos journals.
5. En vez de crucificarlo, a Jesús lo hubiesen obligado a coger FÃ:censor:sica... en verano.
6. La última cena se hubiese comido frÃ:censor:a al dÃ:censor:a siguiente.
7. Los diez mandamientos serÃ:censor:an realmente 5, escritos a doble espacio en un font grande.
8. Se harÃ:censor:a una nueva edición cada semestre para evitar la re-venta.
9. El fruto prohibido se hubiese comido porque no era comida de la CafeterÃ:censor:a.
10. La razón por la que CaÃ:censor:n mató a Abel: eran roommates.
11. El lugar donde el mundo se acaba: los exámenes finales, no el Armagedón.
12. La razón por la que MoisÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]s y sus seguidores caminaron en el desierto por 40 años; no querÃ:censor:an preguntar la dirección para no parecer prepas.
13. En vez de Dios crear al mundo en 6 dÃ:censor:as y descansar el sÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]ptimo, hubiese esperado a la noche antes de la fecha de entrega y se hubiese amanecido haciendo el trabajo frente a la computadora.
English Traduction:
Thirteen Ways in which the bible would have been different had it been written by students of the University Of Puerto Rico - Mayagüez.
1. Judas would have betrayed Jesus, not for money, but for an old Calculus test.
2. Instead of ending up in a stable, Mary and Joseph would have been in the Terrace building sharing a room with 8 more people and one bathroom.
3. The reason for which the tower of babel was built: To escape from the smell of Malta. (Just besides the terrace building is Cerveceria India which makes a malt soda, which is tasty but smelly)
4. The tower of Babel would have been punished by having them take First Year English and make the boring journals.
5. Instead of being crucified, Jesus would have had to take Physics... in the summer.
6. The last supper would have been eaten cold the next day.
7. The ten comandments would have really been 5 in big font and doble spacing.
8. There would be a new edition made every semester to avoid the re-sale.
9. The forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't food from the cafeteria.
10. The reason for which Cain killed Abel: They were room mates.
11. The place where the world comes to an end: The final exams, not Armagedon.
12. The reason for which Moses and his followers spent 40 years wondering across the desert: They didn't want to ask so they wouldn't look like newbies.
13. Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting the seventh day, he would have waited till the nigh before deadline and spent the entire night on front of the PC making the job.
1. Judas hubiese traicionado a Jesús no por dinero, sino por un examen viejo de Cálculo.
2. En vez de terminar en un portal, MarÃ:censor:a y JosÃ[emoji]169[/emoji] hubiesen acabado en un hospedaje de Terrace y hubiesen tenido que compartir el cuarto con 8 personas y un solo baño.
3. La razón por la que construyeron la Torre de Babel hubiese sido para escapar de la peste a malta.
4. La torre de Babel hubiera sido responsabilizada por tener que tomar inglÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]s de prepa y hacer los aburridos journals.
5. En vez de crucificarlo, a Jesús lo hubiesen obligado a coger FÃ:censor:sica... en verano.
6. La última cena se hubiese comido frÃ:censor:a al dÃ:censor:a siguiente.
7. Los diez mandamientos serÃ:censor:an realmente 5, escritos a doble espacio en un font grande.
8. Se harÃ:censor:a una nueva edición cada semestre para evitar la re-venta.
9. El fruto prohibido se hubiese comido porque no era comida de la CafeterÃ:censor:a.
10. La razón por la que CaÃ:censor:n mató a Abel: eran roommates.
11. El lugar donde el mundo se acaba: los exámenes finales, no el Armagedón.
12. La razón por la que MoisÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]s y sus seguidores caminaron en el desierto por 40 años; no querÃ:censor:an preguntar la dirección para no parecer prepas.
13. En vez de Dios crear al mundo en 6 dÃ:censor:as y descansar el sÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]ptimo, hubiese esperado a la noche antes de la fecha de entrega y se hubiese amanecido haciendo el trabajo frente a la computadora.
English Traduction:
Thirteen Ways in which the bible would have been different had it been written by students of the University Of Puerto Rico - Mayagüez.
1. Judas would have betrayed Jesus, not for money, but for an old Calculus test.
2. Instead of ending up in a stable, Mary and Joseph would have been in the Terrace building sharing a room with 8 more people and one bathroom.
3. The reason for which the tower of babel was built: To escape from the smell of Malta. (Just besides the terrace building is Cerveceria India which makes a malt soda, which is tasty but smelly)
4. The tower of Babel would have been punished by having them take First Year English and make the boring journals.
5. Instead of being crucified, Jesus would have had to take Physics... in the summer.
6. The last supper would have been eaten cold the next day.
7. The ten comandments would have really been 5 in big font and doble spacing.
8. There would be a new edition made every semester to avoid the re-sale.
9. The forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't food from the cafeteria.
10. The reason for which Cain killed Abel: They were room mates.
11. The place where the world comes to an end: The final exams, not Armagedon.
12. The reason for which Moses and his followers spent 40 years wondering across the desert: They didn't want to ask so they wouldn't look like newbies.
13. Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting the seventh day, he would have waited till the nigh before deadline and spent the entire night on front of the PC making the job.
