Let's start this year off with a joke, and laughing!
I bet that burglar planned the ENTIRE thing, including his capture, just so he could say that.A Roman walked into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five beers please"
OK, here's one of my favorites:
Recently, a Parisian burglar nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past heavy security, he was captured only two blocks away, when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a daring crime, and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
Ta Dum TSSSS!