Our D.T. for Sunday

I always love Sundays. This morning we're going to "Kidstuff" and then church. Our church has such a wonderful children's ministry. When we built our new sanctuary, the church dedicated the entire original building to our children. We have a really neat program called Kidstuff where the children get to learn about a character trait (one per month) such as kindness, honesty, etc. This month is joy. Kidstuff is basically a theatrical production for children with acting, singing, guest performances, etc. It's geared towards children kindergarten through 6th grade. They also give out awards for children caught exhibiting one of the character trains. Today Amy is going to get an award for praying for the people that were in the car accident we saw on our way home from Austin and for cleaning up her room without me asking. She'll be so surprised and thrilled.

Anyway, I hope everyone has a great, safe Sunday!

trying to be quiet while hubby sleeps. I just did the outside feed and it is a beautiful, crisp morning. It is supposed to cool down today with thunderstorms predicted over the Cascades, which means we get to have clouds and rain, as we are right at the base of those mountains.

I was checking email and got the following so thought I would share:



1. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects
you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink
spilled and that ice, well it really chilled her mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course,
there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines and a large
trash can.

10. The only thing wrong with a beautiful drive to work is that you still
end
up at work.

11. Americans are getting stronger, 50 years ago, you needed a station wagon
to hold $10 worth of groceries, 20 years ago, it took two people to carry
ten
dollars' worth of groceries. Now, a five-year-old can do it.

12. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off,
was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."

13. I'm so depressed... My Dr. refused to write me a prescription for
Viagra.
He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

14. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and
found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured and he
didn't
have to worry about a Will. He said, Will!? What will? I'm making a list of
the people I wanna bite."

15. Clinton is in the supermarket picking up some things for the new office
when a stock boy accidentally bumps into him. "Pardon me," the stock boy
says. "Sure," Clinton replies, "but it'll cost you."

16. Jesse Jackson, Jim Bakker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive
new book ... It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People"


17. When you find you have a headache, do what it says on an aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin and keep away from children!"

ahhh Sunday....the day of the week that flies by the quickest of them all - possibly becuase tomorrow means work again for me!
I got to visit with my niece this morning - she is transforming before my eyes into a young lady. She is going to a friend's birthday party today and was all decked out. At 11 years old, the world lays before her. That look of excitement, innocence and anticipation is only seen in the eyes of the young.
My porch kitties are being elusive today - and I am concerned where they may be off adventuring to. Hope and pray they will be returning home soon. They are rarely away first thing in the morning. I have a home for the long haired - extra toes - one eyed critter tht we call Popeye. Smudge will also get one - but don't know with whom, yet. More pelading around the office perhaps?
I hope everyone will enjoy this day and let's all give our fur babies an extra hug today! Meow to all.....
oops, I forgot! Hissy - I want to participate in # 14. That was a great chuckle for the morning. My list would be quite long, I'm afraid!