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Funny Bloopers In Church Bulletins.

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I received this in an email. It is pretty funny.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
includes meals."

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus."

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Don't let
worry kill you - let the Church help.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy
sinning to join the choir.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. For
those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person(s) you want remembered.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may
be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

post #2 of 4
I guess they get 'finger bloopers' too when typing up even church programs!
That was cute.....
Thanks for shring. Oops......that was meant to be 'sharing'.
post #3 of 4
:laughing: :laughing:
Those were great. Sometimes people say the funniest things without even trying.
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