O HAI!

Meh nayme's Hekitty, anna ai am a tortie girl who libs in Norf Carolima wif meh twofut meowmy.  We libs inna compartment, so aI haffa stays inna howse mostly.  Meowmy is gonna take me for more shots soon as my jakit comes inna mayl, anna ai will go owtside onna leesh.  For now, ai habs teh smellavishen.  Meowmy opens up teh windas an ai gets to watch teh naybor chanel anna nacher chanel.  I lubs all does smells. 

If eny uver kittehs wud like to tawk to me, pleez write back.

Ai posted inna other thred, but ai waddn apose to.  Us kittehs takes ober if you  lets us, so now ai'm postin heer, where dey sayd is a gud place for a kitteh to tawk.

Kthnxbai.

Huloooo...Hekitty, tenk  yo fow dis thwead, we can post liwe cwazy! ME awmost post evewy twead again but meowmy said "NEOW"  behave youwsev. Badaway my name is Macha and ma sista Mia, too tiny but furry pwetty guwl and me lab washing hew and she prrrr...prrrr and den..mrrr...mrrr  she happy sista!

Hope oder fuwwiends will join us. Bwing da catnip...let's pawty!!!

Macha

Ai extenz to yow teh floofy paw obs frenships.  Dats wat anober fren inanober place aways does, anna ai fink is a gud fing to do.  YES more Kittehs!  YES katnips!  YES pawties! 

Ai am an ownly chile,  no brudder, no sistehs.  Ai likes dat.  Ai gets alla tenshun jus for me.  It mite be fun to habs wun, but Meowmy is ownly lowed to habs wun kitteh heer.  Dey gots rulz.  Not the musik kind, the nawt so funneh kind.  Ownly wun kitteh or wun goggie.  But her cud habs birdies or fishies.  Maybe her will gets me a kwariom fulla fishies.  U cud comes ober anna wach dems wif me, aifinkso.

O O O Meowmy putter owt teh TREETS!  I bedder go an EET dems!

Lubs,

Hekitty

Uh, no ruls in my pwace, meowmy has to ge used to it, we scwatch da cuwtains and funituwe. We hab lotsa fun hanging wike monkeys, we spwead aww ouw fuww evewehwew so she has some job to do.

Wot yo want me go dere and wacth biddies? No, I can't sowwy because Mia needs me, I hab to wash hew eveweday. she furry diwty.ya kno!? Oh da aquawium is da best, maybe we wiww ask meowmy to buy smaww one wid two fishes. Mia eyes wod be wooking funny watching da fish.

Ooops...she coming...we chat again soon!

Macha

O...yeah...Ai knowz bowt that gotta goes afore Meowmy caches me onna puter.  Dey duddn likes dat for sum reeson.  But a kitteh's gotta do wut a kitteh's gotta do.  How else we gonna sends owr emales, anna check owr vestments an stuff.  Tawk wif me when u can.  I be heer.

Maybe so some uver kittehs will tawk wif us soon!  Ders gots to be lots uv kittehs wif sumpin to say!

Lubs

Hekitty

Uhuh suwe ting we need to do sam stuff onwine  ikikikk (ders fuww in my twoat) dangadang, must be my sissy fuw again. I aways wana tawk to ya, ya seems so nice and fuwwiendwyy and intiwwwigent as weww. 

Yes, we shouwd invite dem, wotdoyafink? Okiedokie ma sista wanna pway, got to go  fow now...

Macha

HEER KITTEHS KITTEHS KITTEHS!!!

Der now.  Dey mehbee comes anna plays wif us, aifinkso.  Dunno.  We hopez.

Yuo seemz like nyc frendlee kitteh, too.  Smart and lubbin wif sistah kitteh.  Takez gud carez obs her an stuf. 

Dat Meowmy wantsa gibs me a baf.  Not in this lyftime.  Iz self cleening...manule sayz so.  Her reeds it.  No baf.  Lass time her tryd to baf me, her gotted stiches.  I diddn meen to, but was WADDER!!!!!!!

Lubs,

Hekitty

Neow, don' t wet youw meowmy baf ya, its cowd whoneedsbaf we can baf ouwsewves?! Tenk ya fow youw comments and I appweciate it fuwwy much. When awe ya going to youw vet appointment? Wishing ya aww da best and hope ya don't hab to fight wid yow vet coz it's good fow ya. Ma sista and me wiww be going December and it's brrrrr time of da month. We don't wike it but meowmy said we hab to neow oder choice.

Ohyes, we hope oders wiww joins us becoz da mowe fuwwiends join us da mowe da fun

Meow-meow-meow fow now...

Macha

I goin to da vets affer fangsgibben.  Prolly bout a week.  Meowmy's lanleddy is puttin nue windoes in on moanday or chewsday, den can go.  Don't wanna.  Fownd dis, sayz it all...
But gotz to sayz, meh vet is nyze.  Anna nursies gibs ear-rubbies reel gud.

Hedbonks n purrrrrrs.

Hekitty

 ​Ya fany spewwing *fangsgibben* me awmost choke wid my sawiva, aniwi ya aww good wid dis meow tawking.

Ah.... itsbout time yar landwady fiks dat window wight? 

Da photo ya found, dat's twue, poow fuwwiend he wooks no happy at aww.

Badaway, meowmy a wittwe bit tiwed, twee nights we wock and woww aww night wong.

Macha

O ai'm vewy acited bowt teh new winnows.  We gettin awl for aplaced.  Dey is old, old old.  Dey opens to a side, nawt up n down.  Anna Meowmy fownd owt we was gettin new wuns dis yeer, anna lanlady sayz gonna be jus lyk old winnow, anna Meowmy says, NO NO NO...if us libs upstayrs, anna us do, iffa partment is on fyr,  Meowmy gots to sit sideways anna fall owt onna hed.  No gud, aifinknawt.  So lanlady tawked to big bosses, anna dey sayz, "GUD POYNT!"  Anna now we gets beeyoutiful new winnows dat opens owtward like oldtimey wuns, dey cawld caysement, aifinkso.  Dey awreddy didded teh bottom partments, anna we gets owrs nex week.  A HOLE WINNOW ACROSS AI CAN LOOKS OWT OBS!  An sniff an sniff an sniff!

Meowmy is bakin a pye for fangsgibben,  Is awmost middynite.  Anna we don' eets till ebenin.  AI sayz, bakes amorrah.  HER sayz, nononono ai bakes it anight.  Twofuts is strang, vewy vewy strang.

An fankee fankee for comam...cumpl...nyse words abowt kitteh tawk.  Long tyme ago, Meowmy usta go to dat cheezeburger site anna luk at alla kittehs, anna ai luked, too.  Lerned a lotta kitteh-speek.  Is differnt now, nawt so gud, aifinknawt.  But teh kitteh-speek still gud.  I members it.

Gots to go supervice getten pye owtta oben.

Hedbonks n purrs

Hekitty

We hapi fow ya wid dat winda, sure ting it wouwd be wondewfuw gift! Ownews ob apawtma shouwd fiks  pwoblems! Yar meowmy pay expinsib, ya desewves nice winda so ya can see da biddies. Wetink yar good supewvisow but becawefuww oven is hot, ya dont wanna get burn  yar paws.

Wehad wong nights, ya bewieve wid dat moon ting? Ohyes, we'we so running wike cwazy
See ya soon...​

Macha and Mia

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We libs by teh moon heer.  Eben Meowmy gets a liddle cwazy onna full moons.  Her all restless anna stays up to wach me runs rownd.

Dat turkee is inna oben neow anna is startin a smell gud gud gud.  Ai mosly don eet peeple fuds, ai lyks dem crunchy fuds, but big ol birdee smellin nys.

Ai tawks to u affer teh hall..holla...later.

Hedbonks an purrs

Hekitty

 Dats twue eben homan seems affected ba da moon. O biddie is weady to eat, hope yar meowmy enjoy da biddie.

Meowmy cooked stew beef and Mia want sam and she hopt on top da tabwe but meowmy sai neow

Hapi tenksgbing to ya and yar meowmy...

Macha

Meowmy eeted anna eeted anna eeted.  Neow her is all floppy inna chayer wif briches unzippeted.  Her is funny. 

Happy Fanggibben to yu anna liddle siser, anna twofuts, too!

Me habing  putew pwobwem too noisy and slo wike torta and hawd to upwoad potos.

Yar meowmy ate awot hop she okie , meowmy eats wike  a biddie 

Mia hanging wike monkey again so gotawatch hew, a wittwe naugtie sista  but stiww lab hew.

Ciao fa now...

Macha

Mai Meowmy sawed dis post anna her laffed anna laffed anna laffed.  Her sai her eets lyk birdie too, 1 anna 1 haf her own budy wate ever dai. But duddn eet wormies.   Dem twofuts.  So strang.  Naow we waching tv.  Catmas shows on.  Her lubs dem Catmas shows.  We diddn put uppa tree todai.  We waytin for teh new winnas.  Tree go in frunt obs wun obs dem.  No sens puttin up movin anna movin bak, is wut Meowmy say.  We wayts.  But reef is onna dor, anna deys poy..pons...dem red flowers all ober teh place.  Not teh reel wuns.  Dey are not gud fer teh kittehs.  Tonyt shud be fun!

Hedbonks n purrs

Hekitty

hihi

mai nams Comet n i is amos a yeer old. i bes a tiger kittee n i liks sleepin and kosin trubble. mai meowmy gots 2 feets too. weerd

Comet

O HAI back atcha!  Ai bes Hekitty, anna ai wanted to say welcum welcum welcum.  We nawt apposed to use catspeek heer eckcept inna General Forums, inna Cat's Meow, but will be ok for  just naow, acauwz you new anna ai am asplainin it to you, aifinkso.  See you inna Cat's Meow!

Well...Now that I've gotten Hekitty off of the keyboard, let me say hello to Laura H, Comet's meowmy.  I'm kinda new here, too, and had to be told about the Cat's Meow rule, although "meowmy" and "kitteh" are allowed anywhere.  Lots of the people here just don't have the background in lolspeak, and get lost in the posts.  Please come play over there!  I'd love someone conversant in lolspeak to play with.  OH...btw, are you a cheezepeep? 

Ktnxbai!  (that's the last, mods, I promise!)