A man went to the dentist, for his six-month exam.
Peering into the patient's mouth, the dentist exclaimed, "The plate that I put in there, six months ago, is all corroded! WHAT have you been eating?"
"A while back, my wife served me some asparagus, with some kind of sauce - Hollandaise sauce, it was. I love it! Now, I eat it on everything: meat, vegetables, eggs and toast," the man replied.
"Well, no wonder, said the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice and that's very corrosive. I'm going to have to replace that plate but, I'mm going to make this one out of chrome."
"Chrome? Why chrome?"
"Because, everyone knows: (scroll down)
There's no plate, like chrome, for the Hollandaise!"
Peering into the patient's mouth, the dentist exclaimed, "The plate that I put in there, six months ago, is all corroded! WHAT have you been eating?"
"A while back, my wife served me some asparagus, with some kind of sauce - Hollandaise sauce, it was. I love it! Now, I eat it on everything: meat, vegetables, eggs and toast," the man replied.
"Well, no wonder, said the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice and that's very corrosive. I'm going to have to replace that plate but, I'mm going to make this one out of chrome."
"Chrome? Why chrome?"
"Because, everyone knows: (scroll down)
There's no plate, like chrome, for the Hollandaise!"
