Free to a good home........

Free to Good Home!

Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list
for an exotic rare breed cat, we were finally notified by the breeder
that at long last, our number has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A KITTY!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW
how time consuming our new little kitten is going to be! Since our
kitten will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new
homes this weekend!!!

They are described as:

One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current
on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition!
Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well
with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and
training, he will do well in a new home.

One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be
surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament
tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is
current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy
mostly.) Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share
toys. She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I
hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a
real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.

I hear that in Tennessee there are bins where you can leave off
strays...does anyone know if there is something like that around here
for children?

ROTFLMAO

Very funny Cindy . Thanks for sharing that !

Not sure about the stray bins here,but I sometimes wish there were bins for kids.


That was cute.

ROTFL!!!! A few years ago, one of the stores in my town carried child sized t-shirts that said "Free to a good home, 1 kid." Maybe one of these will help.

Originally posted by Lorie D.
ROTFL!!!!

A few years ago, one of the stores in my town carried child sized t-shirts that said "Free to a good home, 1 kid." Maybe one of these will help.

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Hmmmmm.I need to try to find one of those.LOL.

I would probably have to PAY someone to take mine though.He is soooo mean.

Now the number one rule of advertising is that you must charge at least $25 for your children. Never post them as "free", as you might have a buncher answer your ad and sell them to a research center. They might be problem children after all, but you don't want them donated to medical research!

ROFLMAO!!

Cindy, I'll take "Mary" off your hands she sounds cute in exchange for a cat toy, I hope Mary knows how to scoop litter trays!

LMAO!!!

Hmm...I think I'll stick to cats. They cost less than kids.

ROTFL

I'm sure that there are some fine no-kill shelters that will take them off of your hands, for a nominal fee.

This is so funny!

That was absolutely Hilarious! you should send that to all the shelters in you area! I bet they'd post it for all the ignorant people to see! LOL!

Cindy, that"s a good one!