What weird names do you have for your cat? I can't be the only one

This thread is cracking me up right now! I personally don't like people names for pets so my cats have silly names. I have all kinds of embarrassing nicknames for them too.

Boogie Bear - Princess, Bearry, Boogs, Bearface, Bearcat, Pretty, Misses, Missy, Miss Thing, Sissy Bear, Girl Bear, Little Bear, Mean Bear, Fatbutt, Fattington Bear

Sgt. Pepper - Pep, Peps, Peppy, Mister, Smushy, Roly Poly Man, Fat Pepper, Sgt. Fatso, Boy, Little Man

Jumbo - Mister, Groucho, Grumps, Boy, Big Man, Chubs, Bully

When talking to all of them, sometimes I'll say Kittens, Bunnies, or Baby Cats.

My best friend calls my three cats all kinds of strange names.

I do like Fluffy Ninja for Ruby that one suits her , I sometimes call her that myself , especially when she's creeping up on the other two

Tippi - gets  - Psycho Sally, Big Bertha

Ruby - gets - Wonky Face , Fluffy Ninja

Tallulah - gets  - Lula Stick Legs , Bug Eye

My cat's common name is Buddy, also known as Bud, Little Buddy, Khal Drogo, the King, His Grace, My Liege, My Lord, Lord Buddington, Budster...and LJ, which stands for Little Jerk. He is referred to by that name when he does stuff like hiding my glasses, knocking over full beverages, or stealing hamburgers.

(Not making that up either...one night I was so hungry and there was nothing in the fridge so I went to the Burger King drive-thru...long story short, I get home, unwrap my burger, go to the kitchen to grab a bottle of water...and when I got back the burger was gone! I found little pieces of it in my bedroom, near the King's water and food bowls. His Grace apparently really enjoyed that burger.)

Panini: Pini, Pinikins, Pin, Paniniers, Beatuies, Beautiful Delicious Kitty

The main nickname I've used for my cats in the past is Pookums Kitty.

That's cute. Panini's main nickname is Pini.

Well, I've called Freya "Frey Frey" and pretty girl. Zelda I've called zelly belly, fluff butt, and fuzzy baby. My dog actually gets the most nicknames, his name is Cricket but I call him cricky, bobo, handsome boy, cricker dicker, and sweetie pie.

Comet the kitty and King Comet

Chessy is also Chester, Chesterfield, or Chesterson

Mia is also Little One, or Creeper Cat

Simon- Handsome, Big Boy, Thunderchunky, Twerplemeyer, Big Guy, Mama's Boy

Pipsqueak- Pippy, Squeaker, My Pretty, Mei-Mei, Lovely, Sweetheart, Sister

Athena- Theenee, Hey You.

You wouldn't be able to tell from the nicknames, but Athena is actually the kitty I'm closest too. She's my heart and soul kitty

And just for bonus, my dachshund Rosie:

Rosita, Pest, and Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahua.

Jenny82 said:

 
Chessy is also Chester, Chesterfield, or Chesterson

Mia is also Little One, or Creeper Cat

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I think Chester is such a cute name for a cat! 

Luke is sometimes Mr. Booper and Loaf.

Sometimes when Lucien is misbehaving I'll call him Lucipurr and then ugly laugh at myself for being a pun genius.

Honestly though my creative powers have dwindled since I lived with my parents and their three dogs, because one of them had so many excellent nicknames. Her name was Jackie but she was also Jackie von Jackimus, The Jackinator, Jackal, and my personal favorite...Jackie Bauer.

Tim is his name but he is also known as:

Mr. Tim

Timothy

Timothy Buttons

Tim-o-fee

Tim-bit

Crazy Cat

Wild Man

Orange Cat

Tim Cat

Our kittens Pickles and Pepper have been with us only for 5 weeks but I finally found a nickname for them besides "kitty".  This afternoon I caught myself referring to them as Fat Butt and Skinny Butt.     I've weighed them and both are in the healthy range but Pepper is more the roly-poly kitten and loves to gobble down his food and then sneak stuff from his sister while Pickles is the more svelte lady who nibbles daintily at her meals.

I'm sure I will find nicer nicknames for them eventually but Fat Butt and Skinny Butt just happened so organically and kind of tickles me.  I do think Pickles reminds me of a cheetah with her dark-rimmed nose, eyes and mouth and Pepper seems so lion-y but that hasn't evolved into actual nicknames yet.

Holly's nicks include all the rhymey ones, Holly-Polly, Jolly, Squally (she is loud!) and more personality nicks such as Princess Grace (klutz kitty ), Noiseling, Noisypants, Puppy (she licks a lot), Little, Ittle, Bittle... at least she doesn't seem to mind!

Our oldest, just over a year, is named Rigel. But more commonly we refer to him as Big Foofus (while singing "I love it when they call me Big Foofus..put your hands in the air if you'se a true playa"), Foofatron, Foofus. 

Our youngest (a year next month), is named Kaytu. We more commonly refer to her as Baby Foofus, Lil' Foofus, and Bunnyfoot (because her feet look snowy white and soft like a bunny's).

They seem to recognize their actual names, but with all the other nicknames we call them I have no idea how!

Isabel - Isy, Isy Busy, Isy Baby, Isabellalini, Baby Girl, Kitty Kitty, Queen Isy

Maya - Maya Boo, Boo, Boo Bear, Maya Bug, Princess, Gorgeous, Pretty Kitty, Pretty Girl

Zoey - Zo, ZoZo, Zoey Zoo, Purrbug, Zoey Schmoey, Schmoe

We often add a middle name...
Layla Bean (she's long and thin)
Luna Belle (our beauty)
Lexi Bear (big fluffy and cuddly)
Leo Boy (very original)
Don't ask me how they all ended up with the same initials.
Then there's Evie.

My boyfriend and I have Yuna. We call her Lady Yuna, Miss Yuna Girl, and Baby Girl

I now have 2 cats My female is Tigger and my male Sam Adams We also call them Sillyand  Pounce.