The LOL and Groan Joke Board

[Draco]

Sometimes we all need a pick me up.. and I thought maybe a joke board may be the ticket? Share your favorite jokes! Keep it clean!

here's a groaner that I read recently and gave me a laugh.

The budget of a local monastery was very tight, so the brothers decided to open a fish and chips stand to raise money.

One day, a man knocked on the door. When one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked "May I have just an order of fries?".

The brother responded "Hold on a moment, you want the chip monk. I am the fish friar"

 

[chromium blues]

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

 

[Norachan]

A homeless man walked into a bar dressed in rags and wearing only one shoe.

The bar keeper asked him, "Did you lose a shoe?"

The homeless man answered, "No, I found one."

 

[mani]

Two atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says: I think I lost an electron!

The other replies: Are you sure?

Yes, I’m positive.

 

[Winchester]

It's a little-known historical fact that the people of Spain have loved mayonnaise for hundreds of years. When it was first created, they couldn't get enough of it, and would put it on anything and everything; some even ate it straight. They were crazy about the stuff!

When the Spaniards came to settle in the New World, they found that they really, really missed their mayonnaise, and wrote to friends and family back home, asking them to send some. Well, their loved ones loaded an entire ship with barrels and barrels of mayonnaise, and sent it on its way. Unfortunately, a huge storm arose and the ship sank with all the mayonnaise on board. The settlers were devastated. In fact, they mourned the loss of their favorite condiment so much that even to this day they memorialize it every year...on Sinko De Mayo.

 

[betsygee]

Oh these are corny--and funny!