Odd questions that Cat Owners ask.

Do you ever find yourself walking around your house and odd questions come up? I'm talking about cat specific questions that people without cats wouldn't understand.


For example, today I had to ask to my husband :


"Why is there a big chunk of fur in the refrigerator? "


He didn't have an answer. :dk:

What are some of your odd questions?

Sometimes I ask STUPID questions, like "who threw up the hairball in the sunroom?!" (like it could possibly be my husband!)

A couple of days ago one of my cats was making odd sounds in another room. For a moment I thought he was speaking English and I tried to understand was he was saying.

Two weeks ago, I came home and found my box of antique postcards spilled on the ground.  I asked my Speedy, "Who spilled all these cards all over?  Was it the other cats"?  I kept saying, it must have been the other cats.  This is crazy because she is the only cat!   

The not-so-crazy question the cat is probably asking is "who keeps this table so cluttered that  it is hard for me to walk on"?   

 

"Wow, no new stains today? Color me impressed."

(cat is a puker)

"Sweet, I found poop!!1111oneone" (after a bout of constipation)

"Why is that hairball green....?"

That was a question I asked aloud of my cat May several days ago as I was beginning to panic. Then I remembered how much she'd loved the Greenies cat snacks the night before...

"Who left that dead mouse out on the deck?"

And Mr Husband, engrossed in his phone, automatically said "Oh.....sorry."

Norachan said:

"Who left that dead mouse out on the deck?"

And Mr Husband, engrossed in his phone, automatically said "Oh.....sorry."

:lol3:

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"Why do you put balls in the litter box?" Mogli doesn't do that, but so many of the shelter cats do, especially the ferals, that it must have some meaning. :lol3: