Early Christmas funny

momofmany

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them - from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl.

We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.



 

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This is so funny!
I just copied it and sent it to my friends - the ones that are not here on TCS!
 

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Brilliant - you know the female reindeer aren't afraid to ask directions that is why they can do it in the 1 night!
 
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