The top five ways to tell that you've eaten too much on Thanksgiving:
#5 - Complete strangers address you as "Anna Nicole".
#4 - You have a backside, the size of Plymouth Rock.
#3 - Your talking scale responds "Oh, my God!"
#2 - Your relatives can't go home, because they're caught in your gravitational field.
And the #1 reason: You're sweating GRAVY.
#5 - Complete strangers address you as "Anna Nicole".
#4 - You have a backside, the size of Plymouth Rock.
#3 - Your talking scale responds "Oh, my God!"
#2 - Your relatives can't go home, because they're caught in your gravitational field.
And the #1 reason: You're sweating GRAVY.
