My cat Razputin..

leader of that militant feline group DaFURR, demanded that I post this for him. It is one of their educational pages for cats, just in time for the holidays.

Bert's Guide to Xmas Tree Demolishun

It is written in cat-speak, which sounds like human speech more or less phonetically. I suggest you view it without any of your cats in the room..

I see that Razputin is up to his old tricks. lol

He does look roud of his accomplishment...

I just love DAFURR : !! I even have it bookmarked...LOL. Wish Razpy good luck on his quest for world domination for me please .

TOO COOL!!

No Problem. Merged the threads for you.

That page is too funny! I certainly won't open it when the cats are in the room, though. It may give them too many ideas....

Uhoh! That scamp and his explicit instructions! Definitely had to hide the screen to avoid giving these guys here any ideas, not that they need any more

That's so funny!!! And there's no way I'm going to let Snowball see those instructions!