Here is a little humor for the cat site
A dog owner brings his sick dog to the vet. The vet examines the dog and pronounces the dog terminally ill. The pet owner requests a second opinion and the vet brings his own kitten in, who exampines the sick dog and shakes his head. The pet owner, again, requests another opinion. This time the vet brings in his Labrador retriever who jumps up on the examining table with the sick dog, sniffs and licks the sick dog then also shakes his head. The pet owner, now convinced, asks how much he owes the doctor. The doctor replies, $650. The pet owner, suprised, asks why the bill is so high. The doctor replies that the exam was only $50 but he additional $600 was
for the cat scan and the lab test.
A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like. He says, "I want a quickie."
She slaps him, "Just give me your order, Mister!"
"The man says, "I want a quickie!"
She slaps him again. "Last chance," she says. "What do you want?"
The man insists, "Look, I really, really want a quickie!"
Another customer leans over and says, "I believe that's pronounced quiche."
How did the cat succeed in winning a starring role in a movie?
With Purr-sistence.
The baby snake says to the mommy snake, "Mommy, are we poisonous?"
And the mommy snake says, "Why do you ask?"
And the baby snake says, "Because I just bit my tongue."
A brain goes into a bar and says to the barman, "I'll have a pint please." The barman says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're out of your head."
Two senior citizens are sitting in the activity room of an old-folks home and the old woman says to the old guy, "I bet I can tell you how old you are!"
"No you can't, " he says.
"Stand up," she says. He stands up.
"Drop your pants," she says. He does.
"You're 82," she says.
"That's right!" he says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
A dog owner brings his sick dog to the vet. The vet examines the dog and pronounces the dog terminally ill. The pet owner requests a second opinion and the vet brings his own kitten in, who exampines the sick dog and shakes his head. The pet owner, again, requests another opinion. This time the vet brings in his Labrador retriever who jumps up on the examining table with the sick dog, sniffs and licks the sick dog then also shakes his head. The pet owner, now convinced, asks how much he owes the doctor. The doctor replies, $650. The pet owner, suprised, asks why the bill is so high. The doctor replies that the exam was only $50 but he additional $600 was
for the cat scan and the lab test.
A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like. He says, "I want a quickie."
She slaps him, "Just give me your order, Mister!"
"The man says, "I want a quickie!"
She slaps him again. "Last chance," she says. "What do you want?"
The man insists, "Look, I really, really want a quickie!"
Another customer leans over and says, "I believe that's pronounced quiche."
How did the cat succeed in winning a starring role in a movie?
With Purr-sistence.
The baby snake says to the mommy snake, "Mommy, are we poisonous?"
And the mommy snake says, "Why do you ask?"
And the baby snake says, "Because I just bit my tongue."
A brain goes into a bar and says to the barman, "I'll have a pint please." The barman says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're out of your head."
Two senior citizens are sitting in the activity room of an old-folks home and the old woman says to the old guy, "I bet I can tell you how old you are!"
"No you can't, " he says.
"Stand up," she says. He stands up.
"Drop your pants," she says. He does.
"You're 82," she says.
"That's right!" he says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
