If a lawyer can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and tree surgeons disembarked?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why is it that writers write but grocers dont groce and hammers dont ham?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why dont you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
When you lose your temper, shouldnt that mean that you get happy?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why is it that writers write but grocers dont groce and hammers dont ham?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why dont you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
When you lose your temper, shouldnt that mean that you get happy?
