These are The Librarian (from the Discworld series of books) holding Peruke (play on Harry Potter's snowy owl Hedwig)
I am going to get a child seat, put him in it with a green elf hat on and drive around. "" Mama, look at that ugly kid in that car"My brother bought both of them for me. I have had Peruke for several years. The Shining Stars tag allows me to name a star, but I would have to open the plastic. I wanted to keep it pristine.
The orang-utan (man of the forest) I just got yesterday. My brother was buying a stuffed calico cat for our great-niece, saw him and had to buy him for me. I had to put him on top of the refrigerator to keep Meezykins (Sheba) from playing with him.
The joke is much funnier if you know the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett.