Serenity

michelerad

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the butt that I may kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.

And, help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
 
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