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I thought these were funny! It shows how creative kids can be.

These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists..

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
post #2 of 5
OMG Brenda I am in tears from laughing now
I have to copy and paste that to send this to a couple of teachers I know . I am sure they get a kick out of that
post #3 of 5
I think someone emailed me this a while back... FUNNY STUFF! Reminds me of when we had a project where we had to keep an ice cube from melting. My solutions were to fly to the antarctic, put it in a freezer... I was like duuuuuh...
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They're really funny! As a teacher, I sometimes find it difficult to keep a straight face - and my pupils are mainly in their teens. For example, how can you stop yourself from laughing when a Greek-German student confuses two German words, Ehering (wedding band) and Ehre (honor), and writes a letter in English in which she says, "We spent our holidays in your hotel, and were very pleased with the accommodations and service. Unfortunately, I have just ascertained that I must have lost my honor in room 54. If you find it, will you kindly send it back to me?" Or another kid writes in a translation that "thieves' hands are executed in countries where Islamic law is practiced". And goods are stored in "whorehouses"?
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jcat that is so funny , I am sure you have a hard time keeping that smile away from your face or burst out in laughter .
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