If you were a novel, you'd be a Mystery Novel
Whodunit? We don't know, but we're sure you'd be the one to find out. So maybe you don't carry around a magnifying glass and have an arch nemesis named Moriarty. One thing's for sure though, you've got the intelligence to solve most any caper that comes along. Not many villains stand a chance when they go up against an intellectual type like you with a good head on your shoulders and a keen eye. Whether you're tracking down an item that's disappeared or unraveling a spine-tingling plot, you've got the brains to solve the mystery. No doubt, your cleverness and wit will lead you to the answers every time. Good show, detective
Personally, I think I'd be "Cats for Dummies"