Dangerous Virus!!

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called
WORK.
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.

Order the antidote known as BEER.

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends.

Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.

LMAO!! I like that.

Love it!

We have recently discovered another virus that is a mutation of the previous virus WORK,the new Virus is called MARRAGE.

We sugest that if you come into contact with MARRAGE that you immeadly take a booster shot of BEER before the virus becomes unberable.

If infected with MARRAGE you will never be virus free, and should consider commiting yourself to an insane asylum immeadly.

Some symptoms of MARRAGE are:
- Long lonely nights
- An excess of Dishes
- Multiple flower pattern items appearing around your house.


=^.^=
Salem

Nice add on!

I'm trying to skim through the threads and when I saw this one I thought; "I better read this one for sure." Bren1 posted a similar alert about a month ago. Fortunately, I'm not as negatively affected by this "work" virus. I have "Dream Job" installed on my system. It doesn't actually get rid of "work" (and nothing ever can once you get it), but Dream Job eliminates over 90% of the symptoms and hasn't crashed the system once. It's also much better than "Beer", which only hides the symptoms in the background for a few moments. It also requires a continuous paid subscription which I don't like.

Originally posted by SalemSmith
We have recently discovered another virus that is a mutation of the previous virus WORK,the new Virus is called MARRAGE.

We sugest that if you come into contact with MARRAGE that you immeadly take a booster shot of BEER before the virus becomes unberable.

If infected with MARRAGE you will never be virus free, and should consider commiting yourself to an insane asylum immeadly.

Some symptoms of MARRAGE are:
- Long lonely nights
- An excess of Dishes
- Multiple flower pattern items appearing around your house.

=^.^=
Salem

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LOVE it!!!

I love this one! Someone sent it a few months back and I print it out and gave it too all my coworkers.