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If only I could...I've been on them since 6:30 AM (it's now almost 10 PM), cooking and cleaning for my friend's wedding rehearsal dinner tomorrow night.
Who doesn't like to start the day with a rousing game of "move the family room furniture"? I had to, as we're setting up 4 tables in the living/dining room area, and the sofa, etc. have to be moved into the family room.
Then, in the next round of "Work until you keel over dead", it's time to cook all day! Yes, this is the most exciting round of the game! You don't win any prizes, but you do get the satisfaction of getting praise for your cooking skills--assuming you live to hear it. In this part of the game, you showcase your skills in the following:
1. Making pasta salad.
2. Making shrimp dipping sauce.
3. Making coleslaw.
4. I forget, but it's in the fridge somewhere, I'm sure.
5. Baking 24 servings of creamy au gratin potatoes, and cleaning the melted cheese off the stove (bonus points for that in this round).
6. Making gallons of iced tea.
7. Baking a Hummingbird Cake (from scratch).
8. Baking double-chocolate brownies, 2 huge pans.
9. Assembling the dry ingredients for coconut-crusted shrimp. Bonus points if you don't faint from the shrimp-thawing odor in the fridge!
10.Cleaning every room in the house (13, including the cat room/garage).
11.Doing 4 loads of laundry.
12. Scrubbing 15 litter boxes that someone else only dumped out, and then stacked in the laundry sink in the garage...
13. Killing the silverfish you discovered in the pantry when you were groveling on your bad knees in order to find the stupid bag of sugar...
I still need to take in my bridesmaid's dress. It's at least 2 sizes too big. And the wedding is on Sunday!
Who doesn't like to start the day with a rousing game of "move the family room furniture"? I had to, as we're setting up 4 tables in the living/dining room area, and the sofa, etc. have to be moved into the family room.
Then, in the next round of "Work until you keel over dead", it's time to cook all day! Yes, this is the most exciting round of the game! You don't win any prizes, but you do get the satisfaction of getting praise for your cooking skills--assuming you live to hear it. In this part of the game, you showcase your skills in the following:
1. Making pasta salad.
2. Making shrimp dipping sauce.
3. Making coleslaw.
4. I forget, but it's in the fridge somewhere, I'm sure.
5. Baking 24 servings of creamy au gratin potatoes, and cleaning the melted cheese off the stove (bonus points for that in this round).
6. Making gallons of iced tea.
7. Baking a Hummingbird Cake (from scratch).
8. Baking double-chocolate brownies, 2 huge pans.
9. Assembling the dry ingredients for coconut-crusted shrimp. Bonus points if you don't faint from the shrimp-thawing odor in the fridge!
10.Cleaning every room in the house (13, including the cat room/garage).
11.Doing 4 loads of laundry.
12. Scrubbing 15 litter boxes that someone else only dumped out, and then stacked in the laundry sink in the garage...
13. Killing the silverfish you discovered in the pantry when you were groveling on your bad knees in order to find the stupid bag of sugar...
I still need to take in my bridesmaid's dress. It's at least 2 sizes too big. And the wedding is on Sunday!