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"Oh, Scarlett, don't be silly, of course I'm going to share these kittens with my best buds.",  Daisy replied.

'What about me?' cried the teddy bear, just as the bartender yelled 'What's going on?!'.

No one payed any mind to the poor little headless bear's cries, just those kittens, who will get who, and how many, of course Daisy had the final say in this since they now belonged to her, also believing that Ruby had set this all up with the dog commotion since the dogs were so familiar with and quick to obey her whistles.

But then Kitty, had the idea to sew back the teddy bear's head, since she had a sewing kit with her and mastered the art of sewing in school, while waiting for her three other friends to finish with basketball practice.

With her expertise in sewing, Kitty was able to do such a wonderful job, she made Teddy all well again, who then set out for revenge on the german shepherd who did this to him....

But Ruby thwarted Teddy Bear's plans for revenge, because Ruby really liked dogs, and did not want any harm to come to them, even if the leader of the pack had separated Teddy's head from his body.

As she strode off towards the enormous dog the kittens started to run after her and she was brought to an abrupt halt by what sounded like a cry from the little bear.  'No!'

Poor Teddy was stuffed inside a small locker the cute bartender used to stash money he was skimming from the bar, and Ruby, seeing all that money just couldn't resist the temptation, stuffing fistfulls of bills into her big triple D sized bra, thinking he will never tell anyone it's missing, or he will be telling on himself!

The kittens, seeing all the paper and flying hands around Ruby's chest decided it must be a game and all eight of them raced over and pounced straight at where the all the money that was poking out from her top.

Of course with the kittens being so young, their nails were like 100 needles, stabbing into her sensitive skin, dragging across her bosom until she screamed out with pain, which alerted the batender to the commotion going on at the other end, he shouted "OI!! What ees happenink theya?"

He looked across the bar and saw Ruby, the top of her body covered with a swarm of kittens, and her face as white as a sheet, eyes wide, and arms held out from her sides as if she was a scarecrow.

The bartender, Carl stared in disbelief, wondering did he take one too many shots, are his eyes playing tricks on him, could this really be the same big bosomed woman who just an hour before, was a beautiful tanned woman, now white as a sheet, arms out with kittens frollicking on her chest, playing with $20.00 bills??

It was at that moment he realized what he had been missing all this time, a good woman with cats and dogs to run his life for him and Ruby was the one for him.

Yes, infact, deep down inside, Carl was a very sensitive, romantic and caring guy, but his hardened criminal days back in his country, as well as the 4 years spent in prison made his exterior a bit gruff, as he wondered....could she go for a guy like me???....

Ruby looked over at him at that second but before he could say anything she was holding out her arms towards him, and in them were two of the little kittens squirming away with paws and claws spread wide.

Carl rushed over towards her, convinced that his mind had been read, Ruby could indeed go for a guy like him, and offered some gentle assistance with the kittens, a slight smile and shy eyes, "oi!! Lemme lend ya a hand theya miss........"

Meanwhile, Ruby's three other friends were looking on in concern, with Kitty grabbing the empty box and throwing her sweater inside of it, and Scarlett and Daisy knowing full well that Ruby had a bad habit of falling for the wrong type of guy.

Now, Kitty stands there, her sweater pulled off, with her stark white Playtex bra revealed, Ruby not noticing due to her gaze locked with Carl's, the other two friends in a panic at this point, everyone is coming unglued now, what is happening here??!

Kitty throws her sweater back on, and begins to meow so loudly that it startles the kittens, Ruby and Carl, too.

cat nap said:

 
Kitty throws her sweater back on, and begins to meow so loudly that it startles the kittens, Ruby and Carl, too.

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Do you think Kitty is in heat?  (OMG I can't believe I just asked that!!    Well I can't help it, was just in my cat room doin the nightly overhaul and the mom of my albinos is in heat! ahaha)