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Someone posted this on one of the graphic groups I belong to. I hope you haven't all seen it. It sure made me chuckle.

The Parrot

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat.

Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
you a check.

Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog.
He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!"


When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has
ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on
the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and

"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied,

"Get him, Spike!"
post #2 of 7
LMAO! That was funny!!
post #3 of 7
LOL nice!
post #4 of 7
Well trained dog!
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post #7 of 7
Oh I shared that joke here once before!

Very funny!
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