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post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
post #2 of 19
Hmmm, I guess someone doesn't like men! I thought this was a cat site
post #3 of 19
Thread Starter 
I do like men - I am married to a great one, but we all enjoy a good giggle here!
post #4 of 19
Yup, a good laugh is always good! AmberTB, Kev always shares funny better-half jokes, so please share yours! It's only fair.

Ady, I got such a laugh out of these, thanks for sharing! Nodded to all of 'em. Hmmmm, wonder why hubby didn't find them as funny as I did.
post #5 of 19
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Corrected version - since my vasectomy I am out of ink!

Really good that lot - must find some to get my own back on you lot!!!!!

k
post #6 of 19
AmberThe Bobcat

Whilst discussing cats - those photos of your cat are incredible - he / she is stunning with incredible markings and a beautiful face. What breed is it and does that stunning face that says I would not let butter melt in my mouth - well is it misleading?

Gorgeous cat - simply gorgeous

Kev
post #7 of 19
Hey Ady-- good for a laugh, 'cause I know a lot of men are that way, but my dear,sweet hubby askes to PLEASE not lump them all together in one bundle! This coming from a guy who cooks, cleans and takes very good care of me !
post #8 of 19
LOL...i got a good giggle out of them as well, but like some before me, my husband does NONE of those things, thank god! there are good men out there, you just have to look for them. (for anyone raising little boys, take note of this and work on raising them right it makes all the difference)
post #9 of 19
LOL! I am sooooo sending this to my mother!
post #10 of 19
Quote:
Originally posted by RaggieMom
LOL...i (for anyone raising little boys, take note of this and work on raising them right it makes all the difference)
Definately- I try and teach our 4 year old the right way every day - p's and q's and picking up after him, respect - start young !

Agree with you entirely
post #11 of 19
I Love it!!
post #12 of 19
Quote:
Originally posted by kev
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Corrected version - since my vasectomy I am out of ink!

Really good that lot - must find some to get my own back on you lot!!!!!

k
LMAO Kev!!
post #13 of 19
Hey John and Kev,
I think they are making fun of us!!

post #14 of 19
Quote:
Originally posted by Sid_the_Cat_Man
Hey John and Kev,
I think they are making fun of us!!

What was your first clue?
post #15 of 19
Quote:
Originally posted by AmberThe Bobcat
Hmmm, I guess someone doesn't like men! I thought this was a cat site
Actually, we DO like men. We think that they make wonderful pets.
post #16 of 19
Sid, I think so too But the men on this site like cats, so I think we are different than most
Kev, to answer your question, the cat in the picture is what the name implies. That is Amber, our bobcat. She will be 18 weeks old this Thursday. Her face doesn't lie, she is a real sweetie
post #17 of 19
lmao these are pretty good
post #18 of 19
I love these! and please note we're just having a giggle.. kinda like blonde jokes!

Don't ever take any offense.. I also love yours Kev!

Keep it up guys!
post #19 of 19
Thread Starter 
Kev, kev, kev...you know I don't really mean it! I happen to own, I mean I'm married to a wonderful man who is well trained....I mean cooks and cleans, etc!
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