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A funny for Shell!

post #1 of 10
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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/other is taking his/her sweet time

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,' ...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. !

And last but not least...

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud "We're out of toilet paper in here!"
post #2 of 10
I've done Number 2 before.
post #3 of 10
I love this! LOL! It's so funny!
post #4 of 10
HA! Those cracked me up! I definitely needed some Walmart humor since I've started the new job this week. Honestly, it isn't too bad. I'm just completely worn out. I just got off work a few minutes ago...and I went to work at 8 this morning! Thankfully, I only have to pull this crappy shift once a week. It'd kill me if I had to do it more than that!

Thanks for crackin' me up tonight Ady!
post #5 of 10
Originally posted by a_loveless_gem
I've done Number 2 before.
Now, THAT could be taken a number of different ways!
post #6 of 10
LMAO!!!I better not tell some of the girls in my class about this cause we go there on occasion when we have a gap in classes and they would probably do most of these on this list.
I would be so embarrassed.
post #7 of 10
they are SO GOOD!!!!!! i just love number 1 - carefully chosen victims could be a hoot!
post #8 of 10
LoL, some of those are 'interesting'...
LOL, I also work in Wal-mart and if anyone did any of those....it would be interesting to see the reaction.
I agree, I liked idea #1. LOL, I think ALOT of people that shop at my store could use them more often. LOL....alot of WIC customers at my store and food stamps...and low income peoples with 3, 4, and 5 children.
P.S. Shell, what is your position in your Wal-Mart?
post #9 of 10
I'm a Support Manager for the next week, but then on the 3rd I start the Management Program. It looks pretty tough, but I'm always up for a challenge! What do you do at WM?
post #10 of 10
Right now, a cashier. Not sure if I want to continue that, might think about being a CSM or going onto the sales floor. Oh...support manager, I like those sometimes better than the real manager/comanagers!, lol I find they're a bit more sympathetic towards the general Walmart employee.
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